grizzled dead-inside hired assassin but he never falls for the femme fatale he only falls for the Completely Awkward Guy At The Computer and it's really frustrating for him
sorry had to revise this from secret agent to assassin; I want no connotations of suaveness. i want a functioning alcoholic who hasn't shaved in days bleeding ("am I bleeding? jesus fu—") from a torso wound, passing out, gun in hand, and waking up to Guy At The Computer making a functioning nuclear reactor in Minecraft. He looks up groaning and is just like "bad news: i'm still alive worse news: i'm deeply attracted to this....person" nerd swivels around in an ergonomic chair "oh you're awake!" takes off his headset and he's wearing a loss t-shirt
He served cunt. Nasty, descrepit, rotten, fetid cunt but he did serve it
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ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
guys this post is turning a decade in 8 days
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Why are the people you'd expect to own scary pitbulls the only responsible pitbull owners
If you meet a mechanic from Louisiana named Skeeter McGee with a dog named Slayer, you can trust that dog with your life. If you meet a lifestyle influencer from Seattle with a dog named Princess Pibble, you can guarantee that it's one loud noise away from turning the nearest child into a material the consistency of tubby custard
What if I told you David Byrne had that dog in him?
DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD
i have no defense against this. you've got me
its been one of those days! pass the cement!
knifemutt
modular synthesizers are such genuinely holy creatures
knifemutt
these are all angels to me
saw this in the middle of salt lake city walking to bar
they broke out the gym class parachute tent in the death grips pit