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Idek guys,,, gosh this is so random but,,, I saw this

And just,,,,

The End

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this

[ID: a picture of Columbo (Peter Falk), a short white man with brown curly hair, wearing a brown suit and a beige trenchcoat. He's sitting down. The background is transparent. /end ID].

I've had these sitting around for a while so i decided to finish them up! :D

Welcome in "NOISETTE CURSED SHOW" 💀💀💀

You heard of WАR now get ready for…

Kiss the cook

an important diagram for this blog

Pizza Tower: Season 2 (1993)

this devolved quickly into a relaly stupid comic. have it.

"That's the Pizza Tower tutorial song." "No, it's a traditional Italian folk song." No, it's literally a 140-year-old meme – "Funiculì, Funiculà" was written in 1880, as a joke, to commemorate the opening of a tourist attraction at Mount Vesuvius. (The tourist attraction was later destroyed by a volcanic eruption.) Go ahead and rewrite the lyrics to be about sticking your dick in a pizza – there is nothing you can do with this song that's more ridiculous than its original context.

Pizza Tower: Season 2 (1993)

I know I usually come with bunch of illys, but watching RE letsplays got me into these dorks and I'm producing memes. + one nemestine for a friend

(just in case, i ship them all consensual, just a wholesome monsterfkin haha)

888 CELEBRATION | SUCCESSION (2018 - ) - requested by @anglee

voice offscreen: Hi, excuse me, i have an appointment for today?

*pause*

second voice: he’s new

first voice: oh okay

drawings of my cat(s) (1)

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

Me every time this post comes back

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

why.

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

oh what the FUCK WHY

Thanks I hate it.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.

i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now.  feel like i’m going on an adventure.

really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.

Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck

Surgeons really went vrrr vrrr say goodbye to your pelvis mother

$0

Sell it higher you fuck I paid my sanity instead of money

Sell it higher you

fuck I paid my sanity

instead of money

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

He’s got no point, he’s not an icon, he’s not a legend but he is the OUR POOREST LITTLE MEOW MEOW KING AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT