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@morrganh

i aspire to be a burrito. one day I will lay across the counter at Moe's and become one.

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me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass

Always in our hearts

can we all have a moment of silence for Harry's hair that has been slain

reblog if you post One Direction, I only follow a few blogs so I need to follow loads more!!! I’ll follow y’all back!!

Dunno how people sit and watch golf

an au where harry is chillin outside a bar waiting for a friend and spots a really cute boy in a white sweater so he immediately climbs onto the closest motorcycle to impress him but cute boy (louis) just stares at him and says :/ ? that’s my bike

It’s not that Harry’s drunk, see. It’s just that, in the past few hours, a lot of people bought him a lot of incredibly colorful drinks and he finished them. They all came with little paper umbrellas. Those are all in his hair.

Except one, which is up Liam’s nose at the moment.

Liam. Liam’s amazing.

K SO THIS MAKES ME SO MAD.

I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND (A BOY) AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT LAST SUMMER AND HE SAID THIS (background I had rlly long hair like at the small of my back and I got it cut into a pixie) I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM SO MAD BUT IT HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM HOW DOES MY HAIR EFFECT YOU IN ANYWAY, LIKE YES IT LOOKS FUCKING GOOD BECAUSE I LIKE IT AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD SO FUCK YOU.

AM I BEING CRAZY OR DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE ELSE, MESSAGE ME.

It’s funny seeing pressed antis that are so scared for Louis to take a pat test, because in the back of their mind, they know it won’t turn out positive and everything they’ve been against will be confirmed.

Someone: *tries to get my attention*
Me: *is lost in a daze*
Someone: ..
Me: oh shit sorry I was thinking about Louis Tomlinson