Reposting B)
You can read more of my comics on Autostraddle.
It's been 1 year since the birth of she/sir, happy birthday to the genders.
THIS IS GAYMAZING :D
ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body
seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there
#my friends all give 0 shits about apps stealing their data and i just don't understand#it makes me feel like im the 'old man yells at cloud' friend#cause i dont know how to explain why it bothers me#or why it genuinely feels like a bad thing#they're all just like 'if they wanted my data they could just ask haha'
for someone who’s supposedly hyperactive i sure am one tired fuck
me to brain: can we use some of this excess energy for tasks or just like, basic fucking functions
brain:
NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.
#tbh its half and half when my nails are short v long#i prefer the feeling of short but im lazy#also they look cooler long tbh skdjfksd#so i just dont cut them until they reeeally bother me#then i cut them as short as possible lmao#and idk the reason tbh#i just like them short#they feel nice that way
fun game! mutuals what would you do with $250 000 that wasn’t paying a ticket to get in a giant tin can to see an underwater mass grave?
wait im curious actually reblog this with how old you were when undertale came out (september 15, 2015) i want to feel really old
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.
This is the safe one:
Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.
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Ok I’m really curious
People just calling it “an ice cream cone???”, you have been deprived, because if you don’t have vocabulary to distinguish between this and waffle cones, then someone has been hiding waffle cones from you—possibly deliberately and maliciously.
I think most people who call the above picture an "ice cream cone" also always call a waffle cone a "waffle cone". Like they're kinda both ice cream cones, yes, but waffle cones are special and fancy and thus get special treatment, while these sugar cones(?) are pretty average and boring and thus simply called "ice cream cones".
Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.
Yalll want to see some trans joy?!
Josie and I get to go swimming this weekend!! I know that doesn’t seem like much, but for a couple of trans women this is a big deal, and I AM SO EXCITED
Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this
I'm giving it all she's got boss