You Wear Fine Things Well

He looks like he just spilled something

Imagine though, you are finally, finally getting to hit that fine ass, but you have to stare at your boyfriend's bitchy note-to-self tramp-stamp the entire time.

Nobody is doing it like Ed & Stede. Nobody.

Te acabas de comer un minuto de evolución de lia abrelatas?

Te acabas de comer un minuto de evolución de lia abrelatas

Each one comes with a free tetanus shot.

Up until that modern style one at the end these all look so incredibly hazardous

i dont even know man

I've heard my wildlife ecology professors describe moose as "exquisitely cold adapted" so many times that the word exquisite instantly makes me think of moose now.

I love how expressive the little moose drawings are.

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

I got the idea in my head to look up some obviously not postmortem photography to do a field guide of sorts, and the misinformation out there is making me bash my head against the wall

This is literally Lewis Carroll???

Beggars-Opera's Handy Dandy Field Guide to Victorian Photos of Dead People:

Photography was an important tool in the 19th century to capture images of people who could not afford a formal portrait, and before affordable, portable cameras became a thing, a person may only be photographed after they died. These were shared as mementos with friends and family, and were not seen as creepy because these folks were much more accustomed to death than we are today.

Photography was also a new and arduous process, however, so modern folk often see people looking sickly or uncomfortable and assume that they are dead. This is often not the case. Please consult this list before passing judgement.

Is your person actively in a coffin or lying stiffly on a couch? This person is probably dead.

Is your person a baby with their eyes closed? This person is possibly dead, but watch out, they could also be sleeping. Babies do that.

Is your person cadaverous, but still has some light in their eyes? This person is actively dying and their family brought the photographer in while they still could.

Is this person standing stiffly and awkwardly, with a stand visible in the background? This person is alive and opted to have the photographer give them aid in standing still. Without modern embalming, a stand is not enough to prop up a lifeless body.

Is your person missing a head? This person is alive and had a sense of humor. Mabel paid extra for this. You go, Mabel.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

corresponding shapes

He has the potential to be so annoying about this.

Just in the gravy basket.

Fixer-upper

and though I close my eyes

And a earlier draft plus a joke.

there are a lot of white usamericans not wanting to wear a kufiya bc theyre scared its cultural appropriation (palestinians saying its not, and asking you to buy palestine produced ones and wear them), and not wanting to touch any other culture which youve been invited (keyword: invited) to is a part of v annoying white guilt and its positioning your own feelings above other cultures, esp when youve been asked to join as a part of solidarity. its white/western exceptionalism at its finest. just interacting w a different culture than yours isnt appropriation; that word has actual meaning.

where to get it

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

video games will give you two options which is the “male “ voice which is just some dude and the “female” voice which is one of the best performances you’ve ever heard in your life