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Morp43

@morp43

If you follow me and I follow u back we are automatically best friends | 19 | he/him | bi
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I’m so eepy!!!! So napcoded sleeppilled!!!!!! Such a snoozer!!! (total lack of energy or motivation)

Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

cuteblogger with 30k followers: tired of all war ⚔️ i tink we woulge all be happier 🥹 as oupies and kities 🦋 her currently jacking off girlfriends earpiece she got off ebay:

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

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This lack of notes is probably a big part of why TikTok seems to think they invented the meme.

They think WHAT?!

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

do oyu think this is like hrt but for. pikmin

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I’ve always thought about this, like do the Pikmin get dysphoria when they come out as a different colour?

middle school boy who just learned this bitch is another word for a female dog and thinks they're so smart for getting around cussing:

"hey ur a total female dog!! hahah"

that same girl 10 years later and 3 years on estrogen whos such a good girl:

"awufff ruff barkbark bark U⁠^⁠ェ⁠^⁠U!!!"

yeah sorry for the rain today i downloaded a new weather app it's pretty bad

i think i just deleted the weather yea sorry i will go to sleep now maybe ill fix it tomorrow

hm yea maybe that'll fix it, i think tgere should be new weather today

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck y

shit, yea ok idk how to fix this again sorry you're on your own lol