its goatman entrapment

we're fucked

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

Doylist explanation: They keep making new electric mouse pokemon because they're frantically trying to recreate the success of Pikachu. Or at least because it's tradition at this point.

Watsonian explanation: A major predator of rodents is birds of prey. A mouse that can deliver electric shocks to flying-types has a much higher chance of living to produce more offspring. Thus, convergent evolution fills this niche in every region. "Pikachu" is just the pokemon universe equivalent of "crab".

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

WHACKA FROM PAPER MARIO

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decided to make my own post rather than bothering op (original)

that fucking chrome dinosaur

obsessed with this phrasing used on the consolegameswiki page for estinien.

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

Hunter and prey

And they actually met 😭

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/04/09/solar-eclipse-new-york-teacher/

they call me the responsibility ignorer. for no discernible reason.

white bread squished into tiny ball added to burger king menu for one cent

before there were phones people read the bible while driving

“he’s a murderer” to YOU. well to me too but i forgive him<3