do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me
Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰
Inspired by:
fog of war in the grocery store
clicks you. commands you to explore
on it boss
there's cheese in here boss
truly wild that some of the dumbest people alive are employed for life as political commentators with regular columns for the most prominent media outlets in the country
Every day I feel more and more vindicated in my decision to not watch the boys anymore after season 1.
Who the fuck thinks like this that isn't a sex offender?
“Batman’s fascist underpinnings”
I’m currently in an 80-person musical where the vast majority of the cast are children so last night we had an “invited dress” before opening night where the kids brought their favorite toys to sit and be our first “audience.”
I will see if I can source a good photo from the cast. An entire auditorium populated with squishmallows and SpongeBob and Bluey and one adult’s Supernatural dolls in the front row.
Director: I’ll just sit here between Unicorn-Pug and this… um… Atari guy.
Sixty children: BEEMO! THATS BEEMO!
Some pictures!
A huge part of being brave is being funny about it
Physiologically speaking, laughter is an interrupted fear response.
The quick and dirty summary is that nervous laughter is the original form of laughter, and as our cognition developed it spread to covering strange, “risky” concepts—jokes. But the base form of laughter as a behavior is a method of defusing nervous tension.
Akira bike sliding on a horse
concept art
concept art
I'm sorry, people made posts calling for WHAT NOW????
And these people pretend they give a FUCK about innocent lives???
There is no such thing as a "normie" prog. Only a violent radical in disguise.
He has many tricks. Don't be fooled by the Prog.
How is it is supposed to work: your emotions are a response to your situation and surroundings. It is OK to feel the emotion. Now take that emotion and use your logical brain to decide which parts of the emotion fit the facts of the situation and which do not and why, and how you're going to respond to said emotions (which is what tweet said, and what therapists say)
How people seem to interpret it: any emotional reaction is perfectly fine and I am not responsible for what I do out of emotion.
spinny spinny
ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right
In what way, exactly, was the militant wing of the Democrat Party KKK rightwing?
Not to even get into the fact they began as the anarchist alternative to law enforcement: a vigilante group.
I see the leftist wheel has landed on “hide behind the Dems” instead of “hate people less left-wing and more liberal than we are” today. Also, left-wing rage gave us countless racial riots, in the 60s, in the 90s, and throughout BLM’s entire existence. Up to and including straight up terrorist murderers.
Left and right wing were coined as terms used during the French revolution, so technically one of the first things the left wing did was start off the reign of terror.
Also, it was Henry Ford who gave you the weekend. You know, the capitalist industrialist.
what if we all killed ourselves
Nah, just those Top Donors
Seen more than a few that have vowed to stop all donations until biden drops out, I give them a couple weeks before they start up again. If they were serious they'd start supporting someone else that they think should be running instead of him.
Hey, at least it's not a Harry Potter reference. That's progress, right?
i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me
thanks dad
Reminder that Trump has shown more symptoms of dementia that Biden has, and that's just talking about the last 6 months.
Trump has visibly been on a fast cognitive decline and all his supporters are just ignoring it.
He couldn't remember his wife's fucking name.
Did you choose death by shark or death by electrocution?
Oh, you're one of those delusional types.
I'm referencing a rant Trump made 3 weeks ago.
https://youtu.be/3W0p_yHk10I?si=NacjQWcF6Q7XUtn2
You just called Trump delusional.
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I called you delusional.
As for the shark thing, I'm one of the rare breed that would eat the shark.
I'd try shark too
Keysmash up there be like
