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Seriously silly dude

@morningmoon / morningmoon.tumblr.com

Superheroics and silly stuff

PSA: DO NOT CARRY MULTIPLE BAGS FULL OF GROCERIES... IF

YOU OWN A RING DOORBELL.

Amazon has recently signed a contract with the US Government to sell direct-feed information from their Ring security family of systems. 

WHY?

They are planning to ENACT CONSCRIPTION. That’s right, the Draft for the next major war will be mandatory

However, the population of the US has expanded direly since last WW, as well as obesity rate, so in order to get able-bodied people faster and more efficiently, their new AI is tracking plastic bags

Any person seen carrying three or more bags full of groceries into their home will be immediately placed into the last to enlist into World War 3. 

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE. 

IT’S ANNOYING BUT TAKE MORE TRIPS TO CARRY GROCERIES IN #2020

“This is Obi-Wan’s sixth robe since the start of the war” - Revenge of the Sith Visual Dictionary

I love Anakin, half off screen, doing it too and just getting nowhere near Obi’s style and grace.

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judge: state ur first name, ur last name, and stand 

weather: weather report, weather report, and uh, weather report

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the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

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Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only