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Moritura Zebra

@moriturazebra

Spoonie. Zebra. Tired.

answer to a one of those ‘i didnt think about this until i was taught it in college and now i cant remember what i thought it was’ questions: grasses do flower, but because they’re wind pollenated, they look very different in structure and are a lot more subtle than insect pollenated flowers (although there are grasses that exist that are insect pollenated with more traditional flashy flowers). the anatomy looks like this

and some examples: 

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that being said, there are wind-pollenated flowers that aren’t grasses that look different: 

this one is an example of wind pollination in a pine tree (which is common for gymnosperms, aka plants that don’t flower but have seeds, including pines, which is where pine cones come into play): 

anyway so. theres an answer to a question nobody asked

Me, clutching the $10 I have to my name: 40 more of this and I can get that wheelchair
My phone, holding a gun to my beloved personal photos: I’m well past my planned obsolescence date, and if you don’t replace me I’m gonna start killing hostages one by one
Me, backing up my phone daily: 40 more of this and I can get tha-
My joints: If you don’t start getting braces for all of us, we’re going to make dislocating a daily thing
Me, wrapping myself like an ace bandage mummy: 40 more of this and I can-
My stomach: Or, side option, you could, perhaps, maybe, consider- I don’t know, just a little, how you say,,,,,,, food?? 🅿️erhaps?
Me, putting on headphones: 40 more of this a-

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

t-the noise- Icantbreath

Oh my god, the noise. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. Someone cuddle the poor baby.

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

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argumate

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

Grain-stealing thots

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esoanem

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

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aliewa
Doctor: How many days out of a month do you feel fatigued?
Me: (stares into the camera like I’m in The Office)

I have seen a lot of doctors, and I can count on one hand the number that have ever asked me about fatigue, ever. Despite it being one of my most debilitating symptoms.