NCUTI GATWA on the set of "Barbie"
anti magic side of asoiaf fandom is QUAKING I just know it
‘Awake for ever in a sweet unrest, Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath, And so live ever—or else swoon to death.’ -John Keats, ‘Bright Star!’
Crab Day
okay, so here's a new info post from the top.
the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.
solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)
the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)
i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.
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Tracy Mostovoy’s Baby You Can Drive My Car
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Does anyone know who the artist is? I’ve tried google but I just get more reposting type sites.
Also, we should stat the angry seamstress.
Artist is Anna Lakisnova :*)
Thank you so much for reminding me that I forgot to put away my scissors! I usually keep em with my sewing stuff and not in a main area where someone could mistakenly use em. Gotta go hide them!
oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE
LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!
Me: She bander on my snatch til my vorpal blade go snicker-snack.
Charles L. Dodgson: please stop sending me messages, foul future person
She gimble on my wabe til my borogoves mimsy
every tag on this post says hannibal and they’re correct
