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explain to me why the steam download for fallout 3 is 8 gigs but the xbox app download is FORTY THREE GIGS

you cannot be serious

sick of all this "chumby friendshaped huggable snoft dad bod thicc boi" bullshit. just say you want to fuck fat men and mean it, you little picrew cunts.

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

My Little Boschlings - Inspired by studying the works of van dey Heyden and Bosch, I decided to extend my little creatures into a bit more whimsical and surreal ways based on the loony masters. So here they are in their glory, and more to come for sure.

That is literally Schnoz Berserk

Shaved my head today

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

look at my head boy

me looking for a crumb or perhaps even a nibble after my banishment to the shadow realm

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

el muchacho monday

RIP to that old man who was snoring when it was raining and pouring

Amazon thinks I’m a national park

Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one

Some of you are too stupid to be alive.

how i feel every time a popular creator is revealed to be a bad person and people immediately start recommending other creators to become unhealthily attached to

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

Bad news everyone