welcome to the suck! shit is doomed

goodbye riverdale... i'll miss you so bad

turbo hell isn’t a place, it’s an unending period of time in which the supernatural finale happens every day

update: supernatural finale still happening 3 years later

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

i need every single one of these urgently

I have this one :)

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.

imagine being gay Kevin & your whole personality is being gay but then it turns out that your whole friend group and everyone else you know is ALSO gay. the identity crisis would be unparalleled

& your fucking dad is gay

& the serial killer who kills your dad and your dads lover is gay

girl dinner tearing off the scab of my wound and eating it

Goodbye, Gargoyle King. Goodbye, serial killer genes. Goodbye, organ harvesting cult. Goodbye, witch academy. Goodbye, evil nuns. Goodbye, Baby Anthony. Goodbye, Reggie Prime. Goodbye, ancient sorcerer Percival. Goodbye, bear attack. Goodbye, sex bunker. Goodbye, time travel. Goodbye, dog with magic healing saliva. Goodbye, palladium. Goodbye, WWI trench warfare in modern day Uzbekistan. Goodbye, Hiram.

Goodbye, Narrator Jughead. Goodbye, Writer Jughead. Goodbye, 50s Jughead. Goodbye, regular Jughead.

Goodbye, Riverdale.

forgot about bobby’s “its okay to be gay” moment in the siren episode

rip gay gorgon you would have LOVED hanging out with chic the gay serial killer who kills middle aged gay men looking for a third

Today's crab is: patiently waiting and polite

lesbian flag color-picked from this crab...

[id: two images. first is a orange pink and white crab with its pinchers in front standing in a way that makes it look polite. second is the five striped lesbian flag with its orange white and pink shades picked from the crab. end id]

no yeah jarchie of absence. that was a jarchie of absence if ive ever seen one. you say okay everybody i'm going to play a chord now and everyone says okay i know what a chord sounds like note one yup note two yup note three yup note f. huh. wait. you're missing one. playing hangman and the board says J_RCHIE but the bell just rang and ended class

slumping over in my seat and sighing loudly until someone asks whats wrong. “town won,” i say. they ask me to elaborate, and i make some sort of weak gesture which clarifies nothing. i take a long drag of a cigarette. “town won,” i say again, shrugging. town always wins. what can you do

toni is always giving her child a Name.

Featuring River As Dale..................

You are in a car with a beautiful boy and he cannot tell you he loves you because they edited his confession out of the fucking script!!!!!!!

toni is always giving her child a Name.

Featuring River As Dale..................

van palmer & natalie scatorccio // "reunion," from cursed bunny, by bora chung

Do you write music with the view of being politically active and delivering a message or does it just happen and the rest follows? 

‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

starting a collection