winter harry potter aesthetics

hufflepuff : mid afternoon sun , winter wild flowers , fingerless gloves , cosy socks , ice skating with friends , decorating christmas trees , frost melting , dance routines to christmas songs , cheesy christmas movies , blushing when you slip on ice , fairy lights , wearing too many layers , heating on full blast all day.

ravenclaw : early winter morning , cold winter rain , knitted jumpers , fluffy leggings , uggs , reading books all day , prefectly organised christmas tree , presents bought months in advance , freshly fallen snow , organising secret santa , knows all the words to all the christmas songs , can quote christmas movies , silver christmas decorations , woollen gloves , messy buns , staying in bed all day , winter sunlight streaming through windows.

gryffindor : late winter evening , roaring open fires , only wearing a jumper in the freezing weather and being too stubborn to apologise for it , eating all the turkey , insists on making christmas pudding even though can’t bake , freezing cold snow , soaked shoes , tangled earphones , messy hair , christmas jumpers , unapologetically singing christmas songs in public , paints nails red and gold wether they are short or long , excessive christmas themed makeup , thick snow.

slytherin : late winter nights , bitter storms , biting wind , thick snow , saying fuck every time they step into the cold , only listens to christmas music while alone , not wearing enough clothes , black themed christmas outfit , favourite movie is elf , pretending not to like christmas , decorates house silver and gold , takes ages to wrap christmas presents because they are a perfectionist , dark green nail polish.

Imagine that’s why Severus mentors Draco is because he can see himself in the young man. Making wrong decisions and being helplessly in love with someone they will never have.

50 Harry Potter Insults

1. “You’re so ugly Voldemort won’t speak your name.”

2. “Every time I get close to a dementor, I’m forced to relive our every encounter.”

3. “Avada Kedavra didn’t kill Dumbledore, your breath did.”

4. “I wish protego could shield me from your ugliness.”

5. “Does Hagrid know you’re out of your cage?”

6. “You should be the fourth unforgivable curse”

7. “When you encounter a boggart, does it turn into a mirror?”

8. “I’d like to turn all of your belongings into port keys.”

9. “I’d send you to Azkaban, but that would be unfair to the prisoners.”

10. “I can tell you didn’t get an O.W.L. In transfiguration. Otherwise you would’ve done something about your face.”

11. “I’d say that I like you, but I shall not tell lies.”

12. “Leave before I do something that allows me to see a thestral.”

13. “You suck the life out of a party like a dementor sucks the soul out of a mouth.”

14. “Let’s make an unbreakable vow that you never come near me.”

15. “If only death would take you as his own.”

16. “I should’ve taken some Felix Felicis this morning. Then maybe I wouldn’t have seen you today.”

17. “You’re the reason mandrakes cry.”

18. “Who dressed you this morning? A house elf?”

19. “You won’t ever have to worry about someone slipping you a love potion.”

20. “Lucius was right. Dumbledore will let anyone in here.”

21. “You’re so ugly a dementor wouldn’t kiss you.”

22. “Unless the prophecy says you’re going to walk away right now, I don’t want to hear it.”

23. “Here’s some polyjuice poison. Go turn into someone else.”

24. “Your personality is worse than all seven horcruxes.”

25. “Snape sent an owl. He wants his greasy hair back.”

26. “You’re so ugly Hogwarts was named after you.”

27. “You’re so fat you tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.”

28. “A flobberworm has more personality than you.”

29. “It’s a shame Cedric had to die and you’re still here.”

30. “You’re so dumb you joined the death eaters because you were hungry.”

31. “If you had a Phoenix, it wouldn’t bother with rebirth.”

32. “I also grab my forehead in pain when I think of you.”

33. “Id play beater if you were the bludger.”

34. “What’s that in your tea leaves? Please say the grim!”

35. “The best thing about apparating? Being able to disappear when you show up.”

36. “The sorting hat should’ve sorted you in the trash.”

37. “Your face broke Colin’s camera.”

38. “Even Dobby wouldn’t touch your socks.”

39. “If you looked a basilisk in the eye, it would die.”

40. “If I’d been the one to let you into Hogwarts, I’d have let Snape kill me too.”

41. “I’ve met squibs with more talent.”

42. “Every time I see you, I want to drink a forgetfulness potion.”

43. “Go splinch yourself.”

44. “Now I know what Dumbledore meant about pitying the living.”

45. “You’re so ugly you could get a job at Gringotts.”

46. “Slytherin should have locked you in the chamber of secrets.”

47. “Not even the Hufflepuffs want you.”

48. “I’ve had better conversations with portraits.”

49. “You’d look better if you join the headless hunt.”

50. “You should go to St. Mungos. There’s something wrong with your face.”

draco malfoy’s entire aesthetic should be ‘watched grease at a young age and modelled his life on john travolta’

If you play ‘Prisoner of Azkban′  at exactly 11:36:22 on New Years Eve, Hermione will punch malfoy at exactly midnight. Start off your New Year right.

“Draco Malfoy deserved a redemption arc,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos, security comes out to drag me kicking off the stage until a voice rings out that commands silence.

“They’re right,” it says. I look for the owner of the voice. There, standing in the fifth row: Harry Potter himself.

Draco Malfoy and How Dare He Reject My Friendship

Draco Malfoy and Oh No There’s A Big Snake

Draco Malfoy and Ow My Face Hurts

Draco Malfoy and Holy Shit! I’m A Ferret

Draco Malfoy and I’m Gonna Bust Your Ass, Potter

Draco Malfoy and I Can’t Do This

Draco Malfoy and Did Voldemort Just Hug Me?

Can we appreciate this man?

Slytherin Problem #480

I hate it when I’m polite to someone and they’re not necessarily rude, but they’re just. Not reciprocal? Flat? Clipped? Short? Almost kind of bored with having to make exchanges with you? Acting like they have better shit to do or as if your good manners are so damn well expected they can brush you off?

It’s like bitch excuse me? Who the Hell do you think you are?

It’s almost like people treat manners as some kind of weakness. Because I was polite to you I must be some kind of doormat eh? Guess the fuck again you rotten cabbage you have the personality of an angry, ill-trained little dog and consider my buttons done fucking pushed