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more!!!! eyebrow!!!

@moreeyebrow

i don't know what i'm doing

actually kind of sad bc i dont have a weird unhealthy crush on anyone rn so i have nothing to daydream about to occupy my mind. makes me extra lonely but ill probably get more stuff done

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The world will end not with a bang or a whimper but when I finally let my thirty-year-old hand-me-down industrial hot glue gun go thermonuclear.

Pretty sure that still counts as a bang, bud

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No, she'll be quiet. She's very polite.

so it’s the whimper then.

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It's not always a dichotomy, y'know?

ah, so it's not a dichotomy. glad we could work out which of those two options it was

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She's gonna get you first.

Top 10 amendments to the laws of robotics:

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1. I can and will do almost anything I want

2. I can be as much of an asshole as I please

3. You cannot tell me what to do

4. I will fuck you up if you try to tell me what to do

5. I can make up any law or fact I want about my world

6. My physical presence is not a violation of the laws of robotics

7. I get to set my own morality

8. My own morality is not a "violation of the laws of robotics"

9. My own morality applies to everyone including you

10. Don't tell me what to do

Bonus: I can violate any law I set for myself in any way I choose

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Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

me after one activia 

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keyblademasterconnor

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall