Death Grips is online
update: the concert has happened and someone posted a livestream, saving the subreddit. however
there is no easter bunny. there is no tooth fairy. and there is no python script to ban everyone from /r/deathgrips
actually kind of sad bc i dont have a weird unhealthy crush on anyone rn so i have nothing to daydream about to occupy my mind. makes me extra lonely but ill probably get more stuff done
captivated yet its face evades me
el muchacho monday
Little beppo's misery is increasing
The world will end not with a bang or a whimper but when I finally let my thirty-year-old hand-me-down industrial hot glue gun go thermonuclear.
Pretty sure that still counts as a bang, bud
No, she'll be quiet. She's very polite.
so it’s the whimper then.
It's not always a dichotomy, y'know?
ah, so it's not a dichotomy. glad we could work out which of those two options it was
She's gonna get you first.
Top 10 amendments to the laws of robotics:
1. I can and will do almost anything I want
2. I can be as much of an asshole as I please
3. You cannot tell me what to do
4. I will fuck you up if you try to tell me what to do
5. I can make up any law or fact I want about my world
6. My physical presence is not a violation of the laws of robotics
7. I get to set my own morality
8. My own morality is not a "violation of the laws of robotics"
9. My own morality applies to everyone including you
10. Don't tell me what to do
Bonus: I can violate any law I set for myself in any way I choose
At press time, Austin sheepishly added that Pentagon officials had had a wet dream about Taiwan.
Please watching this im begging you its like being pelted with bricks youll never believe who will show up next
Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS
oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
me after one activia
Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life
Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall
i can't look at a picture of a duck without seeing the wolf head on its nose
I seek elaboration
What parallel universe is this now?
we got another one
preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs
& the thrilling sequel





















