Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy
we need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. my eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become, like, more wood brown? you know like king arthur's table i guess? if you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it's really hard to pin them down haha. yeah no it's crazy i was just born like this i guess
pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
"I will love you no matter where you go and who you see. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you. I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from skim to zero, and until your face is fogged by distant memory. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way." — Lemony Snicket, "The Beatrice Letters"
The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
Cas: i love you 🥺
Dean (especially) for the past few days on tumblr dot com:
[ID: a newscaster on TV, sitting at a desk and holding papers with both hands while looking at the viewer. The words “breaking news” are written in all caps on the screen behind him. End ID]
I love all of these people.
Honestly? This is how the world SHOULD be interacting.
putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce
A crested eagle tangled up with a snake in battle
the Aztec were right, that is absolutely an omen worth building a city for








