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@morbidlyabyss

Griffin | bafoonary major | 26 | they/it | no minors no terfs

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

genuinely surprised how easy it was to find Jamaican curry powder at the store I was looking stupid in the spice section 😐

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

Thank the Lord someone understands

(explaining beavers to a beautiful woman) basically they eat the wood with their weird ass teeth but mine arent weird see (shows my teeth and clacking them together) hahahsha raaaaaa (gets on hands and knees and prettends to be biting her ankles like a beaver) woof wooff bark bark bark