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Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:
I’m loosing my gd mind at the sonic trailer tho purely bc eggman looks like an evil sportacus
kenhinna
jetsharkdragon
full circle
here’s ur periodic reminder that at 97 cm archer emiya canonically has the largest bust size of the entire fate/stay night cast with known sizes and the fourth largest bust of the type-moon cast overall
answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation
coastward
scam caller: hello, how are you today?
me: great!
scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.
me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though
scam caller: what?
me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?
scam caller:
me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?
scam caller:
me: I was just wondering, is all
scam caller: why did you answer?
me:
me: what?
scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?
me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.
scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.
me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal
scam caller: my goal?
me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.
scam caller: well, can I scam you?
me:
me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
me, baffled: sure, you can try
scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer
me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.
scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.
me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.
scam caller: You answered today.
me: …touché?
scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.
neko-ritsu
Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head
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