Last Happy Birthday To The Best Widow Natasha Romanoff!
Ladies and Gentlemen... THE BATFAMILY!!
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The Phoenix Has Arrived And She's Ready For Destruction!
Red Hood kicking ass and taking names.
Rest. In. Peace Kevin Conroy one of the men who helped shape my childhood and the greatest Batman there ever was.
Family Matters: episode one
It was a rainy November night, at Marwood manor it was a silent inside the home. The only noise coming from Tobias Marwood’s study where the stubborn old bastard sat in his black leather chair.
Watching out the window as the raindrops hit the glass, the old man took a deep breath remembering the smell of rain from memory as he swirls around a glass of well aged bourbon.
As he hummed along to the music playing, he even sang some of the lyrics at random points during the song. “I could never belong to anyone sweeter than you, with you to stand beside me I'll never be alone.”
Mentally dedicating the song to his dear wife Anastasia as he glances at her picture on his desk. As the music slowly begins to fade in the background, with one glup he chugs down the rest of his bourbon.
Setting his glass on the oak desk as his office door also opens a person in all black slowly creeps into the room trying to go unnoticed by the aging man.
Tobias staightens his posture as he has his eyes closed taking a deep breath as a small amused smile stretches on to his face as he opened his eyes keeping them on the window.
“I was wondering when you were gonna grow the balls to come here.”
He slowly places his wife picture face down against the desk as if to shield her from seeing what is coming next. The person approaches Tobias in a fierce pace whipping the chair around to face them. Now being face-to-face with each other, Tobias scouffs looking at the mysterious person.
“Oh please you don’t have the courage to show your face to me now after all you whining and crying showing me how much of a disgr–..”
A pained groan left Tobias’s mouth as he glanced down at the knife in his abdomen. He brings his gaze back to his killer's supposed line of sight
“If you think I’m going to beg for my life and yield to give you what you want then you're wrong.”
The old man spits a mouth full of blood in the masked individual's face. In anger the person throws Tobias out of chair to the ground, the individual grabs one of Tobias’s prized golf clubs and with all their might they start beating the old man to death.
For what seemed like hours the masked person finally stops breathing heavily they looked around at all the blood splattered around the room. The person takes one finally swing at the body making sure that Tobias was really dead.
They drop the golf club near the body walking out of the office in a calm demeanor as they let out a relaxed breath closing the door behind them with their gloved hand.
The next morning the house keepers arrive at the manor, one of them stays downstairs while the other house keeper travels up the stairs.
She notices that the master bedroom door was open but no one was in their. She shakes her head
“I swear that old man is just wearing his own body out at this point.”
She stops in front of the office door noticing a smudged red liquid on the door knob she wipes it off with a small towel before openig the door.
There she was faced with the horrorfying site of Tobias Marwood’s bloody bludgeoned body on carpet floor. She lets out a blood curdling scream as she bolts away from the room back down to her coworker who ran to meet her at the bottom of the stairs.
“Alice why are yo–”
“He’s dead Debby! Holy fuck someone killed him!”
Debby placed her hands on Alice’s shoulders looking her in the eyes.
“Alice are you sure that it was him? You know the rumors about what that crazy old bastard has done.”
Alice brushes off Debby’s hands looking at her in disbelief
“Yes i’m fucking sure our boss is dead in his office!”
Debby nods grabbing her phone from her pocket as she opens her phone Alice grabs her hand.
“What are you doing?!”
“Calling the police duh.”
“What if the killer is still here?!”
Debby shakes her head at the dramatic brunette.
“If they were we would be dead by loud because of your loud fucking screaming.”
Debby pulls her hand away continuing to dial 911 putting the phone up to her ear.
“Hello we need officers here immediately, someone killed our boss."
more stuff with crona and there wonderful fam, featuring babies!!! and big sibling crona!! because the idea came to me and i just couldn’t help myself ok, im weak and it was rlly cute,,
pink in the night
If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me
sweetjinxii
also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
I fucking love him
jdillustratesnonsense
i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it
iamtypinglike98madmen
He also jabs racists in the eye!
I love the justice grandpa of fists
I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.
He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.
Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!
He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!
Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.
He said fuck the police!
He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.
He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.
He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.
You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!
And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.
I have a new role model
“justice grandpa of fists”
arquus-malvaceae
It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.
mummified-priest
Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited
Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.
we need him more than ever…
Family Photos
a short lil comic about crona not quite being able to handle how sweet and caring there new parents are. and like?? i’m crying i’ve been wanting to draw cute fam shit of these 3 for centuries now.
I have been rereading (well listening to audiobooks as I work) Prisoner of Azkaban and now Goblet of Fire, so my love for Sirius and the Marauders in general got back full force;;
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!
along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!
Growing up with your starters
Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter
The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!
gale-of-the-nomads
This is adorable
You forgot these!!!
I’m disappointed that these were left out
Fixing plot holes again. If you’ve been wondering why Weasley twins “haven’t noticed” Peter Pettigrew, here is the only plausible explanation, cause i’m personally not happy with the “they’ve been looking the other way” version
This fan / writer supports, includes, and values TRANS PEOPLE and characters.
REBLOG if you do too and spread some trans-positive MAGIC in our fandom!
Throwback Thursday to when Lepidoptera was being uploaded/published!
I decided to compile all the pages together for easy reading!
