Wolfstar - Xmas Edition #2
Sirius:Here's my present, moony...
*giving him a box of chocolates and the card*
The card: "your cute"
Remus:Pads, no, YOU'RE cute...
Wolfstar - Xmas Edition #1
*James kissing Lili under the mistletoe*
*Remus talking to a girl*
*Sirius comes up to Remus and the girl*
Sirius: i want a kiss too...
*the girl blushes*
Sirius: Oh, not from you, from my future boyfriend.
*Remus blushes*
*Sirius kiss Remus*
Sirius: Your so fucking ado-
Remus:Language, there are kids here.
Sirius: You're so fucking adorable!
October 31st For Potterheads
Normal people: HALLOWEEN
Potterheads: Lili and James died....
What October 31st Really Is:
1% - Halloween
99% - The day that Lili and James Potter were brutally murder
Wolfstar - Halloween #2
Sirius: Moonyyyyyyy, it's Halloween!
Remus: yes, and??
Sirius: Do u want to see a horror movie?? :))
Remus: Horror?? Is it about my life?! :')
Wolfstar - Halloween #3
Sirius: Moony... Did u know... That is.. HALLOWEEN!!
Remus: Yeah. And??
Sirius: So... I was thinking that we could...
Remus: Sirius, honestly! No!
Sirius: I was just going to say if u want to see an horror movie...
Wolfstar - Halloween
Sirius: Happy Halloween, Mooony!!
Remus: I don't know why people keep saying "Happy Halloween", Halloween is not supposed to be a happy thing, it's su-...
Sirius, interrupt: Moons, i love you, but no one really cares about that bullshit.
Wolfstar Shippers x Others Shippers
*Order Of Phoenix*
*Sirius die*
Others Shippers, cries: Omg... Look at Harry's face....
Wolfstar Shippers: *cries* *screams* *dies*
Wolfstar Shippers: *screams louder* *dies again*
Wolfstar Shippers : ...c-can we talk about *whispers*... re-remus' face...
Wolfstar Shippers x Others Shippers
Others Shippers: OMG!! WE WANT TO SEE THE WEDDING SCENE!!
Wolfstar Shippers : well... We would really love to see... maybe...
Wolfstar Shippers, whispers: ... a kiss...
Sirius, Fleur and Werewolf Conventions
Sirius: moONY, you're the prettiest werewolf of all the times, I-
[Fleur,enter in the room and interrupts]
Fleur: no, my werewolf is pretiest.
Bill and Remus: Enough!!
[Remus, accidentally hits Sirius in the back]
Sirius, don't see that is Remus: WTF YOU WANNA DIE?!
Remus: Kinda...
Sirius, realises that is Remus: moONNY, NO!! We already talk about this!!
Remus: You can't trust no one, not even the person you love more in the world.
James: Did Sirius eat your chocolate??
Remus: Yes.
Sirius: i saw Peter with a girl!
Remus: Uau!
James: oh my dog!
Lily: You can't be serious!
Sirius: i'm always Sirius!
Wolfstar in detention with Mcgonagall
Sirius: Minnie, please let us go, we have a party!!
Mcgonagall: No. You have to understand that you can't be doing jokes all the time, special in my class. Please be serious, it's all i ask for.
Sirius: i'm always Sirius!!
Remus: i'm fucking Sirius!!
[laughing and high five]
Mcgonagall:
Mcgonagall: You see, is this i'm talking about.
Harry: Tell me the truth!
Harry: Hermione told me you are a werewolf! Are you?!
Remus: Yes, I am.
Harry: Omg! Are fucking serious?!?!
Remus: Well... Yes, that too...
Harry: Oka- Wait! What?!
Harry, shocked:
Remus:
Sirius:
Mcgonagall: Mr. Black??
Sirius:
Mcgonagall: Black!!
Sirius:
Mcgonagall: Sirius...
Sirius: Yes, professor??
If Remus and Sirius Had Raised Harry #3
Harry: Can we have a dog??
Remus: You already have Sirius.
Harry: He isn't a real dog...
Remus: He said that he is not going to share is territory.
If Remus and Sirius Had Raised Harry #2
[Harry sees a puppy]
Harry: Can we kept it??
Remus: Y-
Sirius: I'm not gonna share my territory.
If Remus and Sirius Had Raised Harry #1
Harry: Can we have a puppy??
Remus: No, Harry, we already have a dog.
Harry: Do we??
Remus: Yes.
Harry: So, where is it??
Remus: Ah-
[Sirius turn into a dog]
Remus:
Remus: See, it's here...
Harry: Eeeeeeh! Now call Sirius!! Call Sirius so he can see our dog!!!
[Sirius, transforms into himself again]
Harry: Eeeeeeh! Now call the dog!
Remus, defeated: Okay, let's adopt a puppy!