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Head Ankle Biter In Charge

@moonwitted

Calamity Jasper / 27 / Capricorn / He-Him Lesbian /Starfleet Fae / Twilight Fanboy / Coffee God(dess) , Champagne Monstrosity
A gentle fallen angel who is slightly afraid of the ocean. I think my partner @harrymotherfckingpotter is the best.
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Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

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amazoogle

no.

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saintends

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

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If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.

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with my two named sylvari raised in the grove being Already Anywise and Beckon Blindly you would think this was a deliberate pattern i was trying to establish and i'd have another lined up named like Creepy Crawly or some shit but no im just a hack and they accidentally happened. i do have to make Creepy Crawly now that ive thought of that unfortunately though so see you later

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here are some vague impressions of my new FUN COLORFUL FRUITY sylvari! Beckon Blindly is a mesmer who is especially skilled at subtle casting and misdirection, which is how they got recruited into the pact after the commander lost the nerve/ability to cast her own spells. it's about OPTICS. their job is tailing the commander around and making it look like she's still a mesmer. like

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Anonymous asked:

you CANNOT say there’s a snake called “bandy-bandys” and not provide any more info

Aha! You've played into my trap and now I get to talk about bandy-bandys!

The bandy-bandy (Vermicella annulata), sometimes also called the hoop snake, is a cute little snake native to a wide range in Australia. They are adorable and perfect and I love them.

They're very small - around two feet long - and prefer to eat other snakes. Because they're so small, they mostly eat tiny blindsnakes. Despite being elapids, a family known for potent venom, bandy-bandy venom is very weak (one of my friends was actually bitten once pulling one of these guys out of a condemned building, he says he's had worse bee stings). They're reluctant to bite and generally very placid snakes.

They're the only land snakes in Australia with a black-and-white striped patterning, making them impossible to mistake! But that's not even the coolest thing about them...

Their defensive display is super unique! They throw up sections of their bodies into hoops in an attempt to disorient predators!

I love them so much. They're so cool.

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they really said that

That's them alright!

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free my girl she did all of that, feels no remorse, and is actively planning to do more, but have you considered it was funny as hell

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mothmore

something i am utterly obsessed with is the physical copy of dracula that i recently purchased that has , as part of its foreword , some of the original idea notes that bram stoker had about what dracula’s vampiric powers/traits would be.

one of these is that dracula’s likeness cannot be captured in a painting , he always looks like someone else.

which only leads me to imagine a scenario in which the count lines many of his castle hallways with paintings of himself throughout the centuries but none of them look the same and none of them look like him but jonathan can’t help but notice they all somehow look eerily similar.

he brushes it off , assuming they are simply counts of generations past.

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

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I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

okay, good to know
well, so you see-

I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN