SHES SUCKING ON THE TEDDIE
Reblog and put the species of the nearest stuffed animal
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I hope they start having better sex, what a shame
flakes-girlfriend
me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican
when you're autistic and/or adhd, letting yourself get weird and a little embarrassing is an important part of unmasking and finding your authentic self
never be ashamed to just exist authenticly and don't be an ass about other people living without a sense that they need to hide parts of themselves from the world.
Anonymous asked:
What is your Hogwarts house?
Actually I've already processed all five stages of grief in regards to a beloved author from my childhood very publicly making the jump from "milquetoast liberal with unexamined biases" to "actively dangerous bigot who will double down into perpetuity" and will no longer be basing any part of my identity on her intellectual property! Thanks for asking!
At first, the sprawling garden plot that took up much of the floor of a little-used conference room was a folly of Mr Apples that the rest regarded with suspicion. Why should the Masters care about fads amongst humans? Let them have their little horticulture show while the Masters handle real problems the humans could never comprehend. Soon, however, they all came to theorize on how they could manipulate the novelty of a garden for their own personal gains.
Coming in swinging with a crack fic about the Masters during Horticulture Hell. What if they locked themselves away and didn't help with the war with the starved men because they were having their own gardening expo. Read about The Master Gardeners of the Bazaar!
had a dream someone had edited the defunctland "a powerful rat named charles entertainment cheese" into a sentence mix that was something like
a powerful pppppppprat named charles [long audio pause the exact length of "entertainment cheese"] [the fade in is charles windsor] [a bike horn remix of god save the king starts playing] [wilhelm scream] [charles gets whacked in the head by a map showing a united ireland, independent scotland, and for whatever reason the angevin empire's french holdings]
something like this i think
some bats are pollinators
animals that don't fly are also pollinators? rats??? rats play a role as pollinators?
and i count my blessings every day
87-pounds-deactivated20160310
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
qu3ercus
throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old
Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”
I’m a teenager
sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog