This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.
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symbf-deactivated20190613
abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now
no offense but the us military is the biggest terrorist organization in the world
tri1logy
In no way shape form or fashion could that be taken as not offensive. Fuck right off. I normally try to be as polite as I can, but quite frankly there is no way to be polite to a statement like this. Fuck you.
egowave
sorry was that too politically incorrect? were you offended by me exercising my right to free speech?
I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.
Yes the fly was removed afterwards.
concepthuman
weeb-potato
When your friend does something stupid in public and you can’t stop them:
Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James. And he was surprised 😭😭
Gosh can we start caring more about the people that are around our kids like this…. please?
fiftiesdoll
boys will be boys
this is the only example of that i will accept
May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.
thereflectioneternal
can’t pass up this kinda karma
and in your size
inintendo92-deactivated20190109
Reblog if you think Pokemon Colosseum and XD Gale of Darkness are pretty underrated.
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in Thor Ragnarok and Ted Danson as Michael in the Good Place have the same energy
they’re friends