Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

Tony Hawk

This… is a very good point

at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft

the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes

reading reviews while quietly sipping my drink. i feel like i’m in an alternate dimension. it’s called Burp Castle btw

probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world

new yorkers are so fucking spoiled it is unbelievable

ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)

Piano Tuner

#starving

im sooooooooo hungry

Igname the Boar

it's always kind of funny to me when people insist that honesty is a virtue and you should always tell the truth because being good at lying is something that's been almost universally celebrated for thousands of years by pretty much all of humanity. like there are literally multiple folk tales and legends throughout history and across cultures that involve the hero tricking their adversary in order to win, and it's usually considered a disadvantage to mythical creatures such as faeries that they can't say things that aren't true.

lying to cops is an act of classical heroism

ooo…. lady gagita

working as a writer on star wars related stuff after george lucas had to be hilarious because you've got this incredibly serious edgy character you wrote and suddenly george is like "pick between these two names: Darth Perverse or Darth Enormous"

sports wizards casually showing off their powers

let's roll!

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

everybody leave town i need to talk to myself on a walk for an hour and fifteen minutes

i dropped out of college because it was taking up too much of my walking around time

What if we just started digging a huge hole

What if we just killed anyone who came near our hole

Let's digging and defending hole together...!

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

i got merchant

Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.