Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly
We Stan this San Diego Man
this
C o m e d yy
Some recent gems:
And of course there’s
I gotchu, bro:
i’m wheezgJmf stoP
Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly
We Stan this San Diego Man
this
C o m e d yy
Some recent gems:
And of course there’s
I gotchu, bro:
i’m wheezgJmf stoP
Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.
*retail worker voice* gonna go out and say it. the magic the gathering lotr designs have. swag
THE POC TAKE ON THE CHARACTERS IS BEAUTIFUL
So the other night during D&D, I had the sudden thoughts that:
1) Binary files are 1s and 0s
2) Knitting has knit stitches and purl stitches
You could represent binary data in knitting, as a pattern of knits and purls…
You can knit Doom.
However, after crunching some more numbers:
The compressed Doom installer binary is 2.93 MB. Assuming you are using sock weight yarn, with 7 stitches per inch, results in knitted doom being…
3322 square feet
Factoring it out…302 people, each knitting a relatively reasonable 11 square feet, could knit Doom.
Hi fun fact!!
The idea of a “binary code” was originally developed in the textile industry in pretty much this exact form. Remember punch cards? Probably not! They were a precursor to the floppy disc, and were used to store information in the same sort of binary code that we still use:
Here’s Mary Jackson (c.late 1950s) at a computer. If you look closely in the yellow box, you’ll see a stack of blank punch cards that she will use to store her calculations.
This is what a card might look like once punched. Note that the written numbers on the card are for human reference, and not understood by the computer.
But what does it have to do with textiles? Almost exactly what OP suggested. Now even though machine knitting is old as balls, I feel that there are few people outside of the industry or craft communities who have ever seen a knitting machine.
Here’s a flatbed knitting machine (as opposed to a round or tube machine), which honestly looks pretty damn similar to the ones that were first invented in the sixteenth century, and here’s a nice little diagram explaining how it works:
But what if you don’t just want a plain stocking stitch sweater? What if you want a multi-color design, or lace, or the like? You can quite easily add in another color and integrate it into your design, but for, say, a consistent intarsia (two-color repeating pattern), human error is too likely. Plus, it takes too long for a knitter in an industrial setting. This is where the binary comes in!
Here’s an intarsia swatch I made in my knitwear class last year. As you can see, the front of the swatch is the inverse of the back. When knitting this, I put a punch card in the reader,
and as you can see, the holes (or 0′s) told the machine not to knit the ground color (1′s) and the machine was set up in such a way that the second color would come through when the first color was told not to knit.
Someone port Doom to a blanket
I really love tumblr for this 🙌
It goes beyond this. Every computer out there has memory. The kind of memory you might call RAM. The earliest kind of memory was magnetic core memory. It looked like this:
Wires going through magnets. This is how all of the important early digital computers stored information temporarily. Each magnetic core could store a single bit - a 0 or a 1. Here’s a picture of a variation of this, called rope core memory, from one NASA’s Apollo guidance computers:
You may think this looks incredibly handmade, and that’s because it is. But these are also extreme close-ups. Here’s the scale of the individual cores:
The only people who had the skills necessary to thread all of these cores precisely enough were textile and garment workers. Little old ladies would literally thread the wires by hand.
And thanks to them, we were able to land on the moon. This is also why memory in early computers was so expensive. It had to be hand-crafted, and took a lot of time.
(little old ladies sewed the space suits, too)
Fun fact: one nickname for it was LOL Memory, for “little old lady memory.”
I mean let’s also touch on the Jacquard Loom, if you want to get all Textiles In Sciencey. It was officially created in 1801 or 1804 depending on who you ask (although you can see it in proto-form as early as 1725) and used a literal chain of punch cards to tell the loom which warps to raise on hooks before passing the weft through. It replaced the “weaver yelling at Draw Boy” technique, in which the weaver would call to the kid manning the heddles “raise these and these, lower these!” and hope that he got it right.
With a Jacquard loom instead of painstakingly picking up every little thread by hand to weave in a pattern, which is what folks used to do for brocades in Ye Olde Times, this basically automated that. Essentially all you have to do to weave here is advance the punch cards and throw the shuttle. SO EASY.
ALSO, it’s not just “little old ladies sewed the first spacesuits,” it’s “the women from the Playtex Corp were the only ones who could sew within the tolerances needed.” Yes, THAT Playtex Corp, the one who makes bras. Bra-makers sent us to the moon.
And the cool thing with them was that they did it all WITHOUT PINS, WITHOUT SEAM RIPPING and in ONE TRY. You couldn’t use pins or re-sew seams because the spacesuits had to be airtight, so any additional holes in them were NO GOOD. They were also sewing to some STUPID tight tolerances-in our costume shop if you’re within an eighth of an inch of being on the line, you’re usually good. The Playtex ladies were working on tolerances of 1/32nd of an inch. 1/32nd. AND IN 21 LAYERS OF FABRIC.
The women who made the spacesuits were BADASSES. (and yes, I’ve tried to get Space-X to hire me more than once. They don’t seem interested these days)
This is fascinating. I knew there was a correlation between binary and weaving but this just takes it to a whole nother level.
I’m in Venice, Italy several times a year (lucky me!) and last year I went on a private tour of the Luigi Bevilacqua factory. Founded in 1875, they still use their original jacquard looms to hand make velvet. Here are the looms:
Here are the punch cards:
Some of these looms take up to 1600 spools. That is necessary to make their many different patterns. Here are some patterns:
How many punchcards per pattern?
This many:
Modern computing owes its very life to textiles - And to women. From antiquity weaving has been the domain of women. Sure, we remember Ada Lovelace and Hedy Lamarr, but while Joseph Marie Jacquard gets all the credit for his loom, the operators and designers were for the most part women.
I’ve seen this cross my dash a few times, but I’ve never watched the video before. Maybe I just didn’t pay attention when I was a kid, but I don’t remember ever seeing just how the Jacquard loom works. I just knew that the punch cards controlled which threads were raised. It’s cool to see the how, not just the what.
Don’t hide this in the tags, @drylime :D
Hi Lillian! If your preferences are still open, could I please request a preference for what the LOTR Fellowship think of a modern woman appearing in Middle Earth and developing feelings for her? Thank you!
a/n: hi, love! thank you for your request! I’m delighted to do it! 💚 Sorry it took so long to get back to you, I’ve been working on this on and off since it was sent in to be sure I wrote a good amount for every character (although my favoritism is palpable, oops). I would get through 1-2 characters and then my brain would shut off for a while. Very convenient of it. ¯\_( ◉ 3 ◉ )_/¯
| how they would react to developing feelings for someone from the modern world
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>Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf, Afab!gender-neutral!reader, pre-established relationship, fingering, unprotected sex (condoms are good condoms are great thank you for the condoms today), size kink, gentle Ganondorf, plus size!reader, face fucking, mating press, breeding kink, over stimulation, squirting
I have played in LARP games where there was a safe word both to pause the game itself, and to call for help and have it be understood that you meant it out of game, rather than in-game.
I have played in LARP games on city streets where, because real world cries for help would be understood literally by those uninvolved, we had in-game codes for calling for authorities to assist in-game. Those games still had codes for making gameplay itself stop, and making it clear that real life assistance was needed.
ANY time it’s possible plain language might not be heeded or properly understood, having another layer for clarity is a useful idea.
This is pretty common in any kind of improv theater which has what we call "street work," like a Ren Faire. Because you're playing out scenes which may involve emulating distress, you need a way to say "there's a real problem." Thus, the ren faires I've been at use "in faith" and "in sooth."
"In faith, there's trouble brewing between X and Y!" = X and Y are play-fighting and doing a scene!
"In sooth, X and Y are fighting!" = No, really, the actors are really throwing down, help for real!
Anytime situations like this might occur, whether it's in TTRPGs, BDSM, or improv theater, you need ways to say "no, this is real."
The Renaissance Festival I work at has a code word where if a cast member needs to request assistance from another cast member while in front of patrons they ask for Captain Peabody. Captain Peabody is not an actual character at the Faire & just exists as a code word.
Love it!
Not entirely the same thing (tangentially related) but "Captain Peabody" reminded me that here in the UK we have a scheme called "Ask for Angela" whereby if you feel unsafe in a bar/club/venue you can ask them to "get angela" and staff will then assist by finding your friends, arranging a taxi, getting security staff, or calling police (whichever is needed)
Oh yeah! That's a thing here, too.
Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LILE
drake?
josh?
where’s the body of christ?
amazing lion dance (traditonal chinese folk art 舞狮wushi) in guangxi province
Me: the technical and athletic prowess required for this is a sign of human endurance and dedication to art to create a fluid and lifelike dance of a culture that has existed for thousands of years
Also me: LOL silly muppet does a lil dance
My brother has done lion dancing for many years now (he’s even been on TV multiple times!) and I always think of how crazy dangerous it is every time they complete a routine. So those pillars u see are called jongs and they can reach up to 8ft tall. My brother whos 6ft tall is the tail end and his partner whos almost 6ft as well is the head end, so when my brother lifts his partner on top of his shoulder while standing on a surface the size of about a large dinner plate-
- they’re about, combined, 20ft up in the air. Like one wrong move and you break your neck. Also you might think being the head end is more dangerous but actually if you fall, you’d fall on top of the persons whos the tail end. That’s exactly what happened to my brother, his partner fell on his face and he got a concussion. So put all of that on top of doing martial arts and making the eyelashes and tails expressive and engaging the whole time
OH! AND YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SECRETLY CUT UP A WHOLE CABBAGE WHILE PREFORMING IN THE LION
I'm not even kidding, spitting cabbage chunks at the audience is good luck and pretty much has to be done every time. I should tell you guys about the time my brother dropped it and had to discreetly coordinate with his partner to catch a rolling cabbage lmaoo
amazing lion dance (traditonal chinese folk art 舞狮wushi) in guangxi province
Me: the technical and athletic prowess required for this is a sign of human endurance and dedication to art to create a fluid and lifelike dance of a culture that has existed for thousands of years
Also me: LOL silly muppet does a lil dance
My brother has done lion dancing for many years now (he’s even been on TV multiple times!) and I always think of how crazy dangerous it is every time they complete a routine. So those pillars u see are called jongs and they can reach up to 8ft tall. My brother whos 6ft tall is the tail end and his partner whos almost 6ft as well is the head end, so when my brother lifts his partner on top of his shoulder while standing on a surface the size of about a large dinner plate-
- they're about, combined, 20ft up in the air. Like one wrong move and you break your neck. Also you might think being the head end is more dangerous but actually if you fall, you'd fall on top of the persons whos the tail end. That's exactly what happened to my brother, his partner fell on his face and he got a concussion. So put all of that on top of doing martial arts and making the eyelashes and tails expressive and engaging the whole time
amazing lion dance (traditonal chinese folk art 舞狮wushi) in guangxi province
Me: the technical and athletic prowess required for this is a sign of human endurance and dedication to art to create a fluid and lifelike dance of a culture that has existed for thousands of years
Also me: LOL silly muppet does a lil dance
My brother has done lion dancing for many years now (he's even been on TV multiple times!) and I always think of how crazy dangerous it is every time they complete a routine. So those pillars u see are called jongs and they can reach up to 8ft tall. My brother whos 6ft tall is the tail end and his partner whos almost 6ft as well is the head end, so when my brother lifts his partner on top of his shoulder while standing on a surface the size of about a large dinner plate-
Rating: 18+ (MINORS DNI)
Fandom: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Relationship: Cicero x Listener
TW: mention of some blood (nothing too violent though), smut, fluff
Summary: He worships her, every piece of her. All of his Listener must be worshipped, as ordained. Cicero, sweet Cicero, eager to please. Eager to serve. His lips on hers, his hands roving, searching, exploring. Venerating. He dies inside her, and it is glorious. He would die a thousand times in her, as many times as she wanted. Immolating in her light over and over and over again. Cicero is unsure of this new Listener, but his feelings are muddled and confusing. What will happen when the Listener is forced to choose to take or spare his life?
A/N: I have been trapped in an airport the past two days and am shamelessly writing smut in the terminal. I don't care, I'm so bored and thirsty for this mad jester. I had to do what I had to do, and if writing smut in the middle of the goddamn airport is what I want, then it's what's happening. As I write this, my flight has been delayed yet again. I'm losing my mind. As always, thank you for reading! Any likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated. I've loved Cicero for a long time. I know he's not everyone's cup of tea, but I've been desperately wanting to write for him. He's a favorite Elder Scrolls character of mine for sure. Thank you again! Hope you are all having a great end to the year! Lots of love <3
Silence. Deafening, deafening silence. For so many eons it feels as if all Cicero has heard is laughter and silence. Echoing endlessly in his mind, filling it to the brim, pounding against his skull. He wonders, sometimes, as he lays awake at night if the silence and the laughter will be enough to rupture his skull. If they’ll pour out into the world and drown everyone with the jester’s final words to him. And then here she is, listening. Always listening. Hearing the very words he has longed to hear for over a decade now.
An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked "Philipines 1942". Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)
Boba Fett x F!Reader
Here it is on AO3
Rated: Explicit 18+
Word Count: 3.2k
Summary: After a day of meetings, Boba comes to you. On nights like this, he likes to indulge all of his senses.
Warnings: SMUT (George Lucas forgive me for my sins 2.0), breast play, nipple play, fingering, edging, mirror sex, counter sex, roughish PiV, cockwarming, creampie, dirty talk, oral (f receiving), pet names, little degradation, lotta praise, soft dom Boba (I guess?), bit of fluff (y’all know me, I gotta have the fluff), no y/n.
A/N: I’m sorry, I have no idea what happened, the spirit of horny overtook my body and now I have this absolute filth to share with you all. There is not an ounce of plot here, only sweet, sweet porn. This was extremely fun to write. Partially inspired by this gifset.
Boba pads through his chambers, footfalls heavy after a long day of boring meetings and audiences in the throne room. It’s days like this that make him somewhat miss his old life — a life of risk and adventure — never a dull moment, unlike today, which had been filled with monotony and visitors that tested his patience. But his nostalgia immediately evaporates the moment he hears your soft humming from the ‘fresher. It’s nights like this, when he gets to come back to you, that make every boring meeting and irritating audience worth it. He’d sit through a thousand boring meetings if it meant he could keep you in his life.
He pushes open the ‘fresher door and leans against the doorframe, watching as you dry your hair in front of the mirror. You look angelic in this light — diffused yellowy orange softening your already sweet features. The thin, silvery grey button-down tunic your wear barely covers your ass and Boba shamelessly ogles your bare legs. When you catch him staring in the reflection, you turn and offer him a sweet smile.
🌄 with Daimyo Boba… I can always rely on you to write tender!Boba <3
Why hello hello friend! 💚🖤 Oh my goodness, yes! You KNOW I am a sucker for tender!Boba and will always take the opportunity to write more fluff (with tasteful smut of course), so I hope you enjoy this as much as I had fun writing it! Thanks for the lovely request! 💚
No minors below the cut, this is an 18+ story. Thanks!


