Hey Frankie, do you have any more riddles for me?
Sure, I’ll answer this one:
- Are you a boy or a girl?
good lord, that’s the one riddle i’ve never been able to answer. um… yes? no? other?
Well
If you’re a boy then you’re a girl and you can’t have a girl
But if you’re a girl and you’re a boy, then you can have a girl and she can have
You! Can have! A girl.
I’m sorry that it took me so long to make that pun (I know, what is this, an riddle? an oracle? a divination?) but here you go
god, that’s so true, thank you for your wisdom.
If only you knew the wisdom I have yet to share. If you were to see my secret wisdom, you would be like those who witness the beginning of an eclipse, but are unable to interpret the message they are sent.








