I hope that clears things up a little! 😉
no chat come on im not gonna- *laughs* im not gonna destroy the green sun! what? no- *laughs* no. guys. come on. *reading chat* "500 million off the debt if you do it?" NO! i said im not gonna *uncaptchalogues the tumor*
Fellas, if your game has:
- A Simple Style
- An Emphasis on Building
- Esoteric Crafting Recipes
- A Leveling/Enchanting System
- Traveling Through Different Dimensions
- A Meta Narrative
- And Frog Breeding
Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck
WHAT IN THE SWEET AND SOUR FUCK IS HOMESTUCK
bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)
every day i am not Annoying on the internet is a day wasted
EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible
My love language is picking the dry skin off my lips and instead of eating it myself I offer it to my friends
This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.
just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list
BRO?
Reblog if you're self indulgent and perverted lmao
fellas is it perverted to think happy thoughts
Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.
As with all german actors in the 30's, you always gotta check the World War II section of their Wikipedia page. Well im happy to report that Marlene Dietrich was in open opposition to the Nazi regime, and in 1937 donated her entire salary for a film (over 9 million dollars in todays money) to helping Jewish refugees :)
the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning
Everytime that i read that Ink is afraid of whiteness i ALWAYS remember of this image
WHITE
*fucking towel burritos you*
get socialized idiot
girls will,,,,,girls when th-,,,,,,,girls,,zzzzzz,,,
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waking up to 180 people giving me a thumbs up and 130 more standing around my bed sharing photos of my sleeping body












