Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist

i love this because it makes me look at seemingly mundane things from a totally different perspective and appreciate humans so much more

this is actually so precious ohmygod

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

This whole post is GOLD

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

They’re going to try and kill him.

He’s probably already dead

BOOOOOST THIS

YOOOOO

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

Nigerians are about to save the world

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

Most def had to reblog this. I’m supporting him 1000%

https://www.naij.com/455113-nigeria-professor-claims-to-have-cure-for-hivaids.html

Repost & Save a Life!!!!!! Repost

There is hope .Amen Repost this would help a lot of people…

God bless this man. I hope this saves lives.

Reblog it saves lives

The tumblr app closed on me TWICE when I tried to reblog this

coincidence?

(THREE TIMES)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REBLOG THIS SHIT OR BLOCK ME

Reblog please

@madhattey @princeofmints @androgynousblackbox @ryuronny @mrgoldsdearie @blogthegreatrouge @ship-is-love @askoswaldandedward

WHAT I S THIS

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

WHATSHDJD–

Break Tumblr with this

Wow truly amazing work!

(Taken from sources online and survivors of such tragic events!)

- First sign of an active shooter and you’re in a classroom: lock the door, turn off the lights, get as far away from the door as possible, use any object available to cover your body/head. Turn the desks sideways and use them as a barricade. Books. Filing cabinets. Shelves.

- If you’re hiding in a classroom and you hear someone say “POLICE! OPEN UP.” Do not open that door! Shooters often impersonate the police in order to get people to open the door.

- If you find yourself outside when the shooting takes place: run to the nearest road/shop/establishment while calling authorities.

- If you’ve found a hiding place, turn your phone on silent/‘do not disturb’

- Avoid videoing the shooting. This gives you tunnel-vision and may take you out of survival mode!

- Know your exit strategy: Make sure you know where your exits are and RUN.

- FIGHT. If unable to run or hide, and you come face to face with the shooter. Fight! John Bruner, a 20-year law-enforcement veteran who is the former Chief County Detective with the Greene County (Pa.) District Attorney’s Office.. “you have to fight for your life,” Scissors, hot coffee, the coffee carafe, other glass objects from an office pantry, for example. Fire extinguishers, either engaged or as a weapon to inflict blunt force trauma, are good. Books, Chairs, Shoes, FISTS.

- He also states, ”Most people who are shot by a gun survive. So understand that and cling to that. Just keep fighting. … You want to buy time. You want to distract this person, because it’s going to take police three or four minutes to get there.“

- If you’re running away from the shooter, run in a Zig-Zag!! This lessens the chances of getting shot in areas that may be fatal. The fatal areas are the torso, head and back: if you can, use your hands to cover these areas.

- If you find yourself in the hallway and the shooter is firing their gun (if you can’t run), play dead! Make sure your body is facing down so you can breathe/blink without fear of doing so. It is more likely than not that they won’t shoot you as they want to preserve their bullets.

- If you see/ hear anything, report it! Action is key in a school shooting, time is precious. The first sign of something “not quite right” report it and call authorities.

* these are obviously tips and some guidance. In the actual moment of a shooting, trauma and fear set in and actions become unpredictable *

Please stay safe!

lana said fuck the bullshit

DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR oooops kjhbsflablis 

Suddenly im a stan of lana again

Let me just ask the police..

Why I think this is Florida?

i just found this website that can randomly generate a continent for you!! this is great for fantasy writers

plus, you can look at it in 3d!

theres a lot of viewing options and other things! theres an option on-site to take a screenshot, so you don’t have to have a program for that!

you can view it here!

Totally gonna use this for making my worlds

This is the future

Can they 3D print me a new planet? This one has been disappointing lately.

I’d imagine some of you DMs/GMs out there would get a kick out of having a 3D view of your worlds : 3

FYI: there’s a newer version of this here.

As a woman and a lesbian I feel like it’s my civic duty every time I gain a few followers to just remind y’all of where I stand so I hope none of u mind if I just uh

<3 Delicious Respecting and Loving Trans Women Juice <3

Glug glug, it’s Respecting Trans Women Juice time

A GOOD BEVERAGE

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

@adominantaustraliangentleman you’d like this 😂😂

He has questions

Puppies Who Look Like Teddy Bears (photos via Bored Panda) Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

Meanwhile you looking back like…

Yo girl sitting there like..

& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there like…

Grandma be like

Grandpa be like

The dog like

The cat like

The bird like..

The Uncle under his breath like…..

Pastors wife be like

Ohmygawd 😂

Love it

Big brother be like

I have to reblog this 😂 I just have to!

Wow 😂😂

This was too funny

a cute video to help Littles calm down and smile ❤

I will never NOT reblog this.

I love this so much, I’ll reblog it everytime I see it

Cute and amazing and I love this sooo much

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

Going to bed or to take a nap can always be a struggle when you have a little. Between the fussiness, the energetic bounces, and the desperate tries to distract from business, it can take quite some time to wind your little down enough to snooze away. I’ll be going over the essentials (well, not ALL of them are essential) of having a great nap and a well rested baby.

On the subject of warm tummies, here’s some other yummies that will help get your little into a sleepy mood:

Try to steer away from anything that has a lot of caffeine, spice, alcohol, salt, and citrus!

Congrats, with these tips you should be able to successfully and comfortably sleepitize your little! But remember, we’ll fight it! It’ll be so worth it to see your sleepy little one wake up re-energized and ready to play, though! Don’t give up!

actually this fucking slaps

I’d watch or read every single one of these if they were real. Also do you see Belle and Jasmine?!😍😍

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are.  Incredibles 2 (2018)

Lmao Jack Jack is working it…

“Pit bulls are bred to fight” 

 Yeah fightin back my tears

Absolutely precious…

Elton John on Freddie Mercury. 

(I’m not posting this less to correct the timeline portrayed in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I mostly really enjoyed, than simply to share a beautiful story that shines light on who Freddie actually was, up to the very end.)

Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole 

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

Always important to remember; the enemy of feminism is not a particular lifestyle, the enemy of feminism is to not be able to choose.

YES.

Tbhhh thats my goal too