My beautiful blue boy 💙

bloop n go 💨

Goodmorning from a special little fish 💙💧

*aggressively wiggles and flares*

Wyd?

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

listen

mint chocolate ice cream is the Ideal Treat… it is refreshingly minty with a hint of chocolate indulgence? have thine palettes been tarnished?? i guess only the Refined know good ice cream when they taste it…..

I feel shit for Sui He. Took her 5 years to earn her first pair of wings and they had to do this to her the year after ? I don’t mind the instagirls being booked for VS but this is just too unfair!! Gigi kendall and bella all got some really huge ass awesome wings. But look at Sui He’s wings !! She deserves so much better. I just can’t believe it. Sorry

Where is the lie

Straight ship: *is EXPLICITLY abusive*

The hets: #relationshipgoals shes gonna fix him !! They’re just crazy in love!

wlw ship: *has flaws like a realistic relationship*

The hets: I’m not homophobic but,

me: outside

crowd: around me

have to: socialize

i am forcibly removed from my comfort zone

exclusive interview w the blogger

Update:

he’s a different man now

character development

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car he still went to school

what a nerd

someone: *says something that could potentially, in some scenario, equate to them disliking me in the slightest*

me:

someone else: *makes it known that they definitely dislike me a lot*

 me:

send me duck pics

this is not a typo please show me your ducks