its me

"I can fix him" You can't even fix your sleep schedule bestie

I can make him worse, just like my sleep schedule.

i miss when 1. you could reply to posts with pictures and 2. when notes showed up on your dashboard as you got them, so you could have wonderful visual storytelling like this

she turnin on my timmy... nine months later we some fairly odd parents

I had this pic open in my lap in the Popeyes drive thru and the teen working pointed and asked “who is that?” And I just said oh sorry and put it away.

I UNCOVERED A CONSPIRACY.. THIS IS SO INSANE. i need to take an important phone call first but…… stay on the edge of your seat

hotvampireadjacent.tumblr.com formally known as tumblr user moonlandingwasfaked I’m only envoking my old identity url because i’m calling upon all who knew me then to remeber who I really was and to understand how important this paper is.

WELCOME. TO THE FINAL DAYS OF THE BBQ PIT BOYS.

figure 1. The future of the bbq pit boys when I expose them for their lies

 This is a piece of investigative journalism i haven’t done since my moonladningwasfaked halcyon days. Click the read more of a tale of mystery, betrayal, and BBQ

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this is my recreation of the PS2 boot sequence, entirely from scratch using blender. i took great care to recreate PS2 specific rendering quirks, from the flat procedural mist effects, to the lack of anti-aliasing, down to the implementation of motion blur.

oh ok so when a woman has sex with a man she's straight but when a man does it he's gay. right

9/5/18

They need to make bread but for men

It says right there this is bread for killers

i hate tiktoks without closed captions i am not listening to your little video i want to read it

one of the first laws that needs to go when we abolish the police nationwide is loitering laws. there’s absolutely no reason the state should be able to arrest and fine me for like. existing in public.

and it goes without saying that these laws are used to target black people as well as the homeless

And laws against sleeping in cars. Not only is it used to target homeless people who may have no choice but to sleep in a car, it is also very dangerous and promotes driving while tired.

loitering and vagrancy laws are rooted in the black codes that were enacted mainly in 1865-6 following the civil war explicitly as a means of arresting free black people and incarcerating them as a source of involuntary unpaid labor to replace the institution of slavery that had just been abolished

You picked the wrong house fool….!

Linux community when the 7 different fixes didn’t get the sound driver to work