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Messers Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs.

Wolfstar AU where Remus is a big film director and he’s working on a film, and Sirius is a film star who is starring in Remus’ film

And Remus can’t take his eyes off him while they’re shooting because god, he’s so beautiful, and so talented, and he wants nothing more than to yell cut and have his wicked way with him off set

But he can’t (because “God, Remus, you’re supposed to be a professional”), so he instead ends up unable to focus on anything but Sirius Black’s lips while they’re rolling, and almost always forgets to say cut at the end of a take because he’s in a daydream

But enough is enough, because if this movie goes well, it could do loads for Remus’ career, and he’s not going to let some pretty boy ruin that for him with his chiseled features and shiny hair! 

So instead he starts to criticise every little thing Sirius does, because its better than before, and if he’s constantly shouting at him, there is no time for inappropriate thoughts

“Louder, Black. This film is intended for humans.”

“I’ve seen more emotion in my sandwich at lunch!”

“Sirius, you’re supposed to be sad, not constipated.”

And it’s all a lie, because everything Sirius damn Black does is so fucking perfect, but it does help Remus a little

Sirius however, is fuming, and most days end with Sirius and Remus having shouting matches after almost everyone else has gone home

And Remus is like “Oh yeah, well if you’re so pissed then why don’t you just leave?”

And Remus is always terrified of his response because on one hand, Sirius leaving would be fantastic because Remus could actually focus on the film rather than his arse, but on the other, he really does not want Sirius to leave the film

But as always, Sirius merely glares at him and scowls before storming off the set and going home (because Sirius feels the same way about pernickety director who won’t shut up and has no real intentions of leaving)

And then one day, where Remus is extremely tired and nothing seems to be going right, and his female lead is even more annoying than usual, they film the kiss scene

And no matter how many takes they do (every one more painful than the last), the chemistry just isn’t right and no amount of shouting from Remus does anything at all

So something snaps inside him, and he goes “Oh for fuck’s sake” and gets up off his seat and grabs a fistful of Sirius’ shirt and kisses him

And its even better than anything Remus has been imagining for weeks

And when he pulls away, he says “More like that next time”, and walks back and sits back down in his seat

And everyone is speechless for a moment, including Sirius whose face is unreadable

But Remus shouts again and they’re back to filming, and he can’t focus on the scene any more because oh god, he’s ruined the film and he was going to have to look for another job, because you CAN’T JUST KISS ATTRACTIVE FILM STARS REMUS

And there is absolutely no way they’re getting the scene shot that day, because on top of everything else, Sirius has now forgotten all of his lines and blocking and every take is awful

So Remus sends them all home for the day and he puts his face in his hands because he is an idiot, a total idiot

And Sirius waits behind, no doubt to shout at Remus again because just what did he think he was doing kissing him and it was so unprofessional and honestly what even makes him think he’d want to kiss him anyway

But instead, when Remus gets up, he’s met with Sirius’ lips on his, and oh god, its even better the second time round, and Remus is too caught up in it to care whats happening

And finally Sirius pulls away with a grin on his face, and Remus almost swoons, and Sirius goes “like that?”

And Remus smiles back and shrugs “you could use a bit more practice”

And Sirius chuckles and kisses him again

And Remus is finally able to concentrate on his film, which goes on to be highly successful and win lots of awards and they end up living in a massive mansion with lots of babies and they live happily ever after the end

peter was a marauder, too.

i think that’s important to remember, when you think of the marauders. peter was there too. it wasn’t just james and sirius’ pranks, remus’ slightly more reticent nature. peter was alongside them in that time, no matter what he would go on to do later.

when you imagine the marauders, remember peter. remember the meek boy who idolised james and sirius, who learned under their wing. remember that he was there too, the child who would later break them apart, laughing and joking along with those who would later be crowned as heroes. it is easy to write him out of this history, to minimise his presence to a skulking hanger-on. but he was wormtail when that name wasn’t linked with evil; one of the three who learned the most difficult magic to help out their friend, who mapped an unmappable building, who achieved more than their teachers had ever suspected. peter was there, and he was in the middle of it. it is easy to imagine him as being a traitor before he betrayed them, but the truth is that it could happen to anyone whose will is not strong enough. peter snapped under the pressure, but he had the same promise as any of them. peter was a marauder until he made the most vile of mistakes.

four boys, together under the golden sunlight. tomorrow they would be separated - one dead, one imprisoned, one a traitor, one left alone. but when they were the marauders they were four, and we would do well to remember that.

You should just tag this Aguamenti.

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

call if you care for me

Sirius Black to goobers: the one day i actually come and school burns down

Remus Lupin: what classes were you in

James Potter: i was in english you Were Not

Peter Pettigrew: or history

Remus Lupin: it doesnt count as attending school if u just lie behind the science block till lunch  

Sirius Black: youre all ruining this fire for me  

James Potter to Lily Evans: give back my chocolate shake

Lily Evans: i dont have it

James Potter: i can see u fuckin drinkin it we’re in the same maccas

Lily Evans: everyones saying you did it

James Potter: pardon

Lily Evans: set the fire

James Potter: come off it

James Potter: whose saying that

Lily Evans: everyone

James Potter: ah yes my great mate ‘everyone’

Lily Evans: mary, elliot from science, louise marcot, guy from math whose name i dont know but went to ball with ruby garland, sam roberts, and sushi danny have all told me it was you

James Potter: wow that does seem like everyone

James Potter: now im wondering whether I did do it

Sirius Black to James Potter: had a dream i died in a freak pharmaceutical accident last night

James Potter: what is a freak pharmaceutical accident

Sirius Black: i was drunk in a pharmacy and put all their throat lozenges up my nose 

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mad-eye moody, paranoid auror and all round suspicious bloke allowed there to be a photo taken of the original order of the phoenix????

actually ive just made myself sad because maybe back then he wasn’t paranoid but having more than half the people in the photo die thanks to a traitor would do that to a man

We’re coming with you.

Some people are born to shine.

Lily Evans for @women-inthe-sequel​

Harry Potter

“I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.”

You told him about it. 

You told him about the Elder Wand and where he could go looking for it.

S C A R S

can u imagine being a scottish hogwarts student & having to go down to london only to sit on a train for hours and then be like a can see my hoose fae the fucking train ya entitled english cunts

Weasley is our king! (or, I’ve finally made fanart of dear ronniekins :D)

Adding a doodle that might either be Ron’s turn to keep watch during DH or just him keeping Harry company  while he finally manages to rest a bit. Best friend <3

Oh my god I love them so much