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𝐌𝐇𝐀 || 𝐄𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬

⤷ inspired by: @/haikyuu-boys-headcanons and my cursed conversation with @goldentsum and some other peeps ;)

⤷ genre: smut, crack fic

⤷ note: smut obviously and all aged up! characters

❥ 𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐤𝐢 𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢

He got really nervous that you’d get grossed out by his dick during his first blowjob since he just got back from working out. He used mouthwash on his dick to make it “taste good” and it burned like hell, you obviously noticed since cocks aren’t really supposed to taste like mint but decided to keep your mouth shut and spare him the embarrassment.

❥ 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐈𝐢𝐝𝐚

After your first time going down on him he accidentally came in your mouth without any warnings. He had absolutely no idea what to say so he praised you, patted your head and offered you a reward. “Good job— want a cookie?”

❥ 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐨

Unironically told you, “I want to put my willy in you.” He learned his lesson quick since you were suddenly dying of laughter and it instantly killed the mood, it was a learning curve since for him.

❥ 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐄𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐮

Got a call from the Bakusquad while you were riding him. He told you to keep going, promising that he could keep quiet— he couldn’t. Kept moaning into the phone while talking to them but was too stubborn to hang up. Luckily, they got the hint and decided to end the call themselves.

❥ 𝐈𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐮 𝐌𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐲𝐚

You were on your knees for him and he got way too into the blowjob you were giving him that he was literally drooling, it ended up awkwardly dripping onto your forehead but you just wiped it off and kept going cause he looked like a kicked puppy when you pulled away.

❥ 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨𝐮 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢

Both of you were getting close to your orgasms and he was pounding into you really hard. Unexpectedly pulled his cock out all the way out as soon as he reached his high and had to try and grab his cock to shove it back in while he was cumming. It didn’t work and he came everywhere.

❥ 𝐓𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐢 𝐅𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞

He wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so he googled up “things to call your s/o in bed”. He started off really strong with ‘princess, love and beautiful’ but slowly got worse and ended up at ‘sweet pea and pooh bear”. You appreciated his effort though.

❥ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚

Cracked a joke while fucking you not realizing that making you laugh would result in you squeezing down on his cock. Tried his best to hold back but ended up creaming inside you before he could make you finish, he was extremely embarrassed.

❥ 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐬

He moaned out his name instead of yours, like straight up said “Fuck, Keigo!”. He had to stop for a second to process what he just said and was cracking up while he was still in you but you weren’t as amused as he was.

❥ 𝐃𝐚𝐛𝐢

Told you to get some condoms and you bought them a size too small. He had no idea if he should be offended that you thought his dick was that tiny or proud that it didn’t even fit him.

❥ 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢

The first time you guys were having sex, you tried talking dirty in the middle of it so you said “You’re so hot.” he just straight up looks at you and goes “...like my temperature?”

❥ 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐤𝐢

He’s super sensitive and you were trying to be sexy during your first time so you offered to put the condom on. Long story short, he came while you were unrolling it on his dick. It took an hour of consoling him before he was able to look you in the eye again.

❥ 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐢

During foreplay he decided it’d be a good idea to shove his fingers into your mouth. It would’ve been hot if his fingers didn’t taste like fucking cheetos and dust, you gagged at the flavour but he thought it was a good reaction and forced his fingers even deeper.

❥ 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

Didn’t realize that his dick was that big so he used all of his strength to shove his cock into you and he might’ve accidentally bruised your cervix, lost the privileges to fuck you for a while. Felt really bad about it too.

❥ 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐚 𝐀𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚

He wanted to spend some “quality time” with you since he was away for a while due to hero work but he was so tired that he couldn’t get it up. Didn’t even have the energy to be embarrassed since he fell asleep while you were jerking him off.

❥ 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢

He was so eager to eat you out that he literally almost suffocated from you sitting on his face—he had no complaints though, he would’ve died a happy man.

❥ 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚

You had some kinks that he wasn’t sure if he was into but he was willing to try them. Mid-fuck you told him to choke you and he straight up started choking the shit out of you, like from 0-100 with all his strength. It lowkey scared the shit out of you.

𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭:

moonbeam-night

Omfg these reading these had me WEEEZING. literally had to bite my hand from laughing out loud at 130 AM

Abdjksg Shinsou dying a happy man 😂 💜