the gods of the universe called. theyre trans feel free to use, credit not required but appreciated
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This video has a 74.8% chance of giving you satisfaction
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thoroughly satisfied
Categorizing this art is remarkably difficult. Level design as accompaniment to Ride of the Valkyries? What genre is this? What discipline is this? Is this scenography?
What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz
Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)
“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”
Bees. Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee.
maybe they know and they’re just being polite
Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”
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NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.
This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.
And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.
At least I’m consistent.
And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.
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It’s reassuring how tumblr-like this entire interaction is. Including not reading the url
I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
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I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
Miette’s long lost brother, the betrayed sack of flour
Sounds like a rag doll cat. That’s how rag dolls do. I had a rag doll and if you put him down he would ooze onto the floor on his back.
If you’re a minecraft fan and a lord of the rings fan and Don’t know about Minecraft Middle-Earth, one of the longest-running massive build projects that’s been going on for almost 11 whole years working to recreate all of middle earth to scale in minecraft, then you’re really missing out on some of the coolest shit out there. MC originally raised the build height limit for the first time in part because of MCME iirc. They needed the world height raised for the two towers and MC delivered. I’ve been following this project since day one and it never ceases to take my breath away. Have some screenshots! and, yes, this was all built in minecraft.
Holy shit that’s cool
I have SO MUCH respect for Minecraft builders
Lunala: Am I in trouble?
Palkia: Take a guess.
Lunala: No?
Palkia: Take another guess.
LIES and SLANDER! Lunala would never do anything to get her in trouble!
Anonymous asked:
How physically affectionate is Lunala? Touch is my love language so I would love to know how Lunala would go about kissing or hugging or cuddling with or tickling or anything physical touch related if you can! I adore this blog and I adore my beautiful moon bat baby
As with most large Pokemon, the size difference can make physical affection somewhat difficult
Although they’re not physically affectionate themselves, they tend to appreciate physically affectionate partners
They’re very protective by nature, so don’t be surprised if they use your cuddling as a chance to check if you’re okay
Lunala feels very odd to the touch, almost like cold glass. People who’ve touched Lunala often feel like they’re being sucked into the void (although, obviously, that never actually happens)
They do enjoy hugging their partner, wrapping them in their wings. A partner wrapped up in their wings gets to see the wonder and beauty of the night sky in a way that seems almost impossible
Their head and mouth are just small enough to make kissing reasonable (although their tongue might take up most of a human’s mouth)
this map has been going around and the pedant within me felt the need to make a more historically accurate version
Thoughts: - Haha - Wait, China has definitely lost a war against Vietnamese rice farmers, why aren’t they… - Oh wait, I see, they’ve been left as blank, along with others who have lost wars in Vietnam. - Wait…? Did I miss the day the in history where we covered the Mongolian-Vietnamese war? - Also, wouldn’t the Mongolians have won?
@femmenietzsche said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Vietnam
FUCK THESE RICE FARMERS ARE UNSTOPPABLE
oldest mistake in the book
Invading Vietnam is right up there with invading Afghanistan for killing empires.
And invading Russia in Winter
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Pokemon fusion custom design for Demitsorou on Twitter!
With the plan set in motion, the Moon and Stars took to the skies to confront the Sun, who cursed the insolence of his adversaries as he leapt into battle.
Art for a project I’m working on.
At the beginning as all universes expanded and split they produced stardust; the first matter in the universe.
After millions of years stardust condenses and forms something new.
A life form named cosmog.
Cosmog are delicate, as their physical forms are gaseous and unstable.
But they hold a great dormant power.
When cosmog reach a certain age they transform and crystallize into cosmoem.
Cosmoem’s bodies become more stable but are put into a dormant state.
When their power becomes too strong cosmoem transforms again but it must make a choice.
Either to become lunala and become a planetoid.
Or become solgaleo and become a star.
Both are the guardians of the night and day respectfully.
They often form pairs of a single lunala and solgaleo.
The solgaleo becomes the sun while the lunala forms the planets and the moon in which it slumbers in.
But most of the time they are kept in their dormant states unless the integrity of their solar system is in danger.
Where does Necrozma fit in here?
HOLY SHIT???
God I love it when people mash classic arts and modern art together, it creates the most incredible things
From this skit by totallycorrectghostpokemonquotes It’s always good to provide guidance
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She’s so happy ahsjahshsksgsn
From this skit by https://totallycorrectghostpokemonquotes.tumblr.com Okay, but what’s the answer?
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AHAKDHAKSB HER FACE IN THE LAST PANEL SHE IS LOSING ALL HER SANITY
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“I am bed, bath, and beyond disappointed with you all.”
— Lunala
From this skit by https://totallycorrectghostpokemonquotes.tumblr.com The next few days are going to be the “Why Haunter” variety show! Let’s start with hummus! Let it be known that Lunala does not get easier to draw with each attempt