There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg
never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see...
you know about the tokyo storm drains, yeah?
yeah that's what inspired this post :)
im very exited to go here when i die :)
basilica cistern in istanbul
houston’s is pretty spooky
the error 404 expression
AND THEN THE SCREEEEAM
Rating: Cute
this kitten has been swaddled/burrito’d for some reason (administering medications, feeding, whatever) and would like to voice a complaint
Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"
if this post gets 5000 notes I’ll bite into a tomato like it’s an apple
preparing for the inevitable
it’s time
pain pain and suffering fuck you I hate tomato’s so much I hate them even more now I’m chewing it as I type this fuck you fuck you fuck you
10000 notes and I’ll do it with an onion.
I gotta find an onion and I gotta find it fast fuck you guys
I woke my mom up to ask where she keeps the onions I hope y’all are happy
fuck fuck fuck pain I didn’t know the true meaning of pain until now it went Up My Nose the tears god tears and crying and sobbing I’m still chewing it I think I’m gonna throw up what the hell
This was 4 minutes ago are u ok
you’re the first person who has asked on this entire post, no! i am not! thank you
i have returned to continue my suffering, 15000 notes and I eat an entire lemon.
what the fuck happened while I was asleep I gotta find a lemon
horrible news
there does not appear to be a single lemon in this house. I have asked my momther where I can acquire a lemon and we will be going to the store to get one shortly
my mom has returned with the lemon let’s fuckin do this
fuck you guys it burns it burns god this is only just the beginning too
almost choked on a seed
my teeth hurt
cant wait to tell my dentist about this
my teeth hurt more and more with every bite..
last bite.
I’m free, you’re all paying for my dental bill
i think I deserve a… treat, after all that
finally…
after all this.. I’m finally free
I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts
i must make…

B…
B e a d l i z a r d
I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge
op has given me the best gift possible
ive been making them for four days
Am… am I back in the 90’s?
Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!
AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent)
These connect powerfully to some locked-down memories
He redeemed himself
The duality of Manguin
his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself
also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior
THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment
im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now
and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa
u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac
REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS
(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)
PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!
this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion
I’m so invested in the penguin drama
youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh
THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This post crashed my tumblr app
As it should
As it should 😌
STATUS INFLICTED: warm and cozey under the blanket. You may not leave until this status effect has worn off.
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
Mushroom Fighter - Character Design Challenge by selected artists: Dương Việt Dũng, Keane Mar, Dio Mahesa, Sean Kyle Manaloto, Victor Vagnier
The Collectibles: Best of 2021
What about the Q?
Lets Go Bite Throats Queens
Took a video of the moon and clouds this morning and was photobombed by snow geese.
and i’ve mentioned this before but the common conception that ppl who constantly suffer become desensitized to suffering is perfectly wrong. ppl who experience repeated psychological and physiological stressors, esp in childhood, actually become more responsive to stress, w stress response systems in the brain & body getting increasingly sensitive to stimuli and having more prolonged/exaggerated reactions
what doesn’t kill you does not make you stronger, it makes you sicker and less able to cope biologically and emotionally w additional hardship













