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Flowers & Bullshit

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owen, 26, he/him. I've got a lot of sideblogs, some of which are even active. icon from fuzenia's picrew

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

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@systlin if I have to see this so do you

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Squid I'm so sorry you had to find out about these people this way.

Have you found the one suggestion to build a big fence across the Serengeti and put all the predators on one side and all the herbivores on the other yet?

See, cats will eat grass, as will dogs, so this means that they CAN, they just want to eat meat, but this would force them to learn to live on grass!!!

(This is an actual argument that has been made)

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I.... I have no words

The- you- no

Absolutely the fuck not

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Like I said earlier on Discord; a hobby of mine is investigating fringe diets on the internet and seeing what the reasoning is for whatever fad they've come up with now.

I like to study the people who make this sort of argument. Like spores on agar under a microscope. It's fascinating to puzzle out what makes them tick.

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See I understand this but also like

Do they not....exist .... In reality?? I mean. Have they not encountered roadkill? Lost a family member? I'm

What possible environment does someone have to be raised in where they're so isolated from reality that 'we should commit ecological destruction on a continental - global - scale because that is the only moral thing to do' becomes a a valid philosophy to have??

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In a simple word, cities.

Cities very far from where their food is produced.

They don't know how it is produced. Not really. And they have lost people; thats often why they fear death so very very much. Rather than realizing that everything dies in the end and it's okay, they veer into trying to prevent ALL death, so that nothing ever has to experience the pain they did.

And in the end they refuse to think about how, even if we all have perfect nutrition and healthcare, even if every animal on the planet somehow had perfect healthcare and no threat of predation, death would come for us anyway

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There are also vegans against venus fly traps now.

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And all carnivorous plants, yep.

Wait until they figure out what happens to literally all of us, all animals ever born and who will ever be born, when we die.

(Plants will eat us. That's what will happen. No amount of embalming will prevent it all.)

does covid fuck up your gag reflex

are you having trouble in the men’s room

I’m eating sausages and they’re just sliding down there whole like never before

can we meet up

reviewing chemistry has been like ah yes I dimly remember learning this many ages ago but most of the physics stuff has been like did I ever fucking learn this?

to be fair a lot of it is just math that's not gonna stick if you don't use it

but also my high school physics teacher was a bad teacher

reviewing chemistry has been like ah yes I dimly remember learning this many ages ago but most of the physics stuff has been like did I ever fucking learn this?

my biggest reverse culture shock from moving back to the US has been the customer service

like I was at a buffet the other day and I went up to get a new fork. reached into the wrong cup, pulled out a spoon, put it back. and an employee asked me what I was looking for, called me sir, and then went over to the next buffet line and got a fork for me

if this was in germany they would've ignored me unless I asked them something and then they would've looked slightly annoyed which is fair cos it's an annoying job

I did not ask for this much power

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obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it's getting gently stroked on the head

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My animal

apparently europeans have the impression that US Americans never learn the metric system.

like our science curriculum from day one is entirely done in the metric system. we just don't use metric in our day to day lives.

yeah actually we kinda just do it for the bit :)

I have had people try to gently and kindly explain to me the workings of the metric system, as if Americans are having trouble with the concept of a base ten system. like no. we get it. we were taught this when we were like eight. it's just that like. we don't really wanna do it that way. for the bit.

no no it's for the bit it's for the bit !!! it's for the bit!!!!!

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okay I wanna do a poll on this

I've been watching a lot of physics tutoring videos lately and I've noticed two very different ways of teaching formulas that aren't just "here it is memorize it". and I know which one I like better as a learner but I wanna know what the majority is cos I'll be teaching this kind of thing soon

style 1: teacher walks you through the process of how someone would figure out the formula from scratch. gives you a real world example first, then tries to build an equation for it. starts with one equation, rearranges it a bunch of times, makes substitutions based on formulas you already know, and arrives at the final formula right at the end

style 2: teacher gives you the formula right off the bat, says "whoah, that looks scary, but don't worry we're gonna break it down". explains what the individual variables mean and shows you how to find them. then walks through a full real world example at the end

need to review the parts of a plant for a test and so far every combination of search terms I've come up with is giving me "stem" "leaves" "roots" no you don't understand I need the deep plant lore

now we're fucking getting somewhere

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

i need every single one of these urgently

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I have this one :)

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.