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monster-enthusiast aroace nb queer who can't cook but tries very hard. this is my classy trash blog for classy trash people. [they/them or it] twitter @truedemonending icon by cavesalamander and header by ezzelbean!
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attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision

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since we’re going back to astrology discourse I have to say that there were times in my life where I was drawn towards various flavors of woo but I’ve never been drawn even slightly towards astrology because it seems so obviously boring. like ceremonial magicqk and machine elves seem like bullshit but fun, astrology as best I can tell is just racism with more math and if I wanted that I’d just go to a SSC open thread

the insistence that a collar can only be worn as a kink is one of the most absurd points ive seen, not just as a general public reaction, but by people who pretend they understand kink at all and want to root out sexual deviancy on more than just a gut reaction. im sorry but i spent a lot of fucking money getting this strap of leather custom made to fit me and i think i look fucking fashionable with the spikes adorning my neck. why are you so mad about that

worst thing a video game can do is give me a bad reason to kill guys. either give me a very good reason or just say 'there's no good reason, you're playing as a sicko'. don't be like, 'uhhh they are Raiders so you can kill them en masse with unlimited brutality but during our sidequests we will inexplicably provide incongruous moral choices about whether or not it's okay to kill Namedcharacter van der Warcrime'

'do you want to Spare babymunch the evil wizard... or Kill him... or perhaps join him and turn against the village folk 😈 ? this is a world of complex morality......' — a game in which you've killed a triple digit number of human beings