summerlynn

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Intelligence is knowing why a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad. And philosophy is wondering if this makes ketchup a smoothie.

I love this facebook all these people are so gentle and these dogs are so good

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. 

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

Reblog to save a life

biennial means every other year

semiannual means twice a year

you wanna know what biannual means

it means you should hate the english language

Palidades // Let Down

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

do you ever wonder what celebrities would think you’re hot if they saw you

No because literally none of them would

Oh, Professor

these are colorblind glasses. im about to take a walk around the neighborhood and experience colors like normal people. wish me luck, updates to come.

the trees. holy shit the trees. theyre different colors. like, a million different colors

grass….. it looks so soft… so green…

after laying in the grass for about an hour staring at the autumn leaves and laughing at how blue the sky is, i have some insight to share:

why the fuck do you people buy red cars like i had no idea how bright and obnoxious they looked

there are BERRIES on the trees. like bright red. id never noticed them because they blended in. a new problem has arisen now: how the fuck do you people keep yourselves from trying to eat them they’re so tempting looking

the fallen leaves are so beautiful and colorful and you all are heathens for stepping on them just to hear the crunchy sound they make

rainbows. let me tell you about rainbows. i see rainbows as various shades of brown and yellow, plus some blue. vaguely purple.

a few days ago, i saw a rainbow in these glasses. it had just finished raining and then the sun came out, and my friend and i scrambled out the door.

i saw green. red. orange. real, actual violet.

i cried. i cried so hard. i saw every color - something i never thought would happen in my life. imagine living your life without knowing something so beautiful exists, and all of a sudden it appears before your eyes. theres no way to prepare for it. the rainbow only lasted for five minutes before it disappeared, but every with second i stood there i became more amazed at how beautiful this world actually is, i just had no idea.

This is so pure

All churches should be homeless shelters at night

Good thing the government is here to keep us safe from giving people shelter

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

You just made my post 200% better.

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

oooooooooogurl

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

Wait what

Someone vandalized the Hollywood sign for New Year’s

good

I wanna know how they got past all the fences and shit like this is legit not easy to do

I really hope Hollyweed will set the tone for the rest of this year tbh

The best part about this is that it’s not even “vandalism” as in destruction of property, either. They just put up stickers to block off part of the O’s and then white sheets as bars for the E’s. And here’s what the stickers are:

A peace sign and a heart.

This is probably one of the best and most pure pranks I have ever seen.

i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure

The richer and more famous you are, the more likely you are to get free stuff.

Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.

This isn’t what you think it is. It’s better.

Debbie Reynolds with daughter Carrie, 1960’s,

I fixed it