I don't think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they're lying about that for clit
Clout
ESTADO CIVIL: DIVORCIADO
i was watching a deep sea documentary and these underwater cameras found a bigfin squid hovering ominously in the vast, crushing darkness. it was really fun hearing the scientists talk over the footage like “what’s that?” “o-oh looks like a squid haha” like with audible tension til they got a clearer shot. i could hear them trying to logic through and reason “surely that’s not something horrible” in real time in their voices. meanwhile the squid’s just hovering there like an evil marionette master
also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”
God damn I’ve been Owned…
where’s jack going
magiclairium
to undo the future that is aku
Okay so like, this is a hound right, they're bred for large groups and the bark is more of a bay, and they bay both in their pack (group singalong bonding moment) and also at prey.
This? This is not an unhappy dog. That tail is loose, wagging slowly, and the dog is having fun.
This dog is demanding that their human gets up and does a group singalong with him on the piano (because humans can bark right but perhaps the piano sounds similar enough to him that it passes the vibe check) and she does (which reinforces the behaviour, hilariously).
So yeah, this is a group singalong: hound-dog-style
“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget
He finally did it, folks. Unless he walks this one back and quick, I think this might be the beginning of the end