Guys I have to be honest. I'm not actually a monkey
son it's dinnertime! take a break from your call of duties and come eat some call of flower with your family
sometimes i wonder, how many posts do you think the haiku bot finds?
like the bot even finds fandom posts too, i know from experience. and there are countless accidental haiku posts posted every day. so many of those just fly under the radar, so many are missed. and yet somehow still the haiku bot manages to post so many!
sometimes i wonder,
how many posts do you think
the haiku bot finds?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
If you like artificial grape flavor you are incredibly mentally unwell and completely untreatable. Hopeless.
HELP THE COPS ARE AFTER ME FOR TAX EVASION HOW DO I GET THEM OFF MY TRAIL
PITCH OFF YOUR SOUL AND SACRIFICE THE PHYSICAL BODY SO YOU CAN GET TO "HEAVEN"
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Haunted and excited by this being a field of study
im sorry, tortures??
Do y’all not remember the arm burn? The hand squeezes to rattle your bones? The ritualistic stories where you beat up on each other’s arms until their red? (Look it’s roses!) all the weird little pain rituals we did to each other as kids?
let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)
The ADHD urge to not
To just not
I have several overdue assignments
hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*
normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg
Video Description:
Man in an office is holding a stunt safe foam rubber cinder block: This is a prop foam rubber cinder block, that way we can smack an actor with it, and it won’t kill him. [man throws the prop at his coworker’s head]. But if it DID kill him, I’d still get off scot-free
Coworker [off-screen]: How would you do that, Scott?
Scott: Because there’d be no concrete evidence.
Coworker: [throws foam rubber cinder-block at Scott’s head]
please note that for both impacts someone did foley work to make the foam brick go 'bang!'
ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail
If you could have one Shakespeare play done by the Muppets what would it be?
obviously a Midsummer Night's Dream, can you imagine? Kermit as Oberon, Miss Piggy as Titania, the non-fae characters are played by the only humans, when Bottom is transformed he physically becomes a muppet, Puck is naturally Gonzo with bonus Rizzo
drawings you can hear
*new yawk voice*
Today in chemistry we did a lab where we burned different chemical compounds to see what color flame would be produced and my group mixed all of the compounds together, and this was result
fire is gay culture confirmed
This is that shit the dragons shot at Aang and Zuko
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.
Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.
This is so relaxing.
I COULD LISTEN TO THIS FOR HOURS THANKS
Overstimulating: turn on all languages
Hyperaware: turn on wikidata, English, and anything else
Upbeat calm: turn on English, German, Hindu, Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, Telegu
Calm: English, Chinese, Hindu, German
Distant calm: Arabic, Telegu, Hebrew, Sanskrit, Hindu
Unsettling quiet: Punjabi, Serbian, Western Mari, Macedonian, Farsi, Tamil, Kannada, Gujarati
The Distant Cry: only Western Mari












