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monkye :)

@monkyehehe

hey wow I post occasionally I mean OOOH OOH OOOOH AAHHHH AHHH AAAHHHHH | he/him

sometimes i wonder, how many posts do you think the haiku bot finds?

like the bot even finds fandom posts too, i know from experience. and there are countless accidental haiku posts posted every day. so many of those just fly under the radar, so many are missed. and yet somehow still the haiku bot manages to post so many!

sometimes i wonder,

how many posts do you think

the haiku bot finds?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Haunted and excited by this being a field of study

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im sorry, tortures??

Do y’all not remember the arm burn? The hand squeezes to rattle your bones? The ritualistic stories where you beat up on each other’s arms until their red? (Look it’s roses!) all the weird little pain rituals we did to each other as kids?

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hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

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Video Description:

Man in an office is holding a stunt safe foam rubber cinder block:  This is a prop foam rubber cinder block, that way we can smack an actor with it, and it won’t kill him.  [man throws the prop at his coworker’s head].  But if it DID kill him, I’d still get off scot-free

Coworker [off-screen]:  How would you do that, Scott?

Scott:  Because there’d be no concrete evidence.

Coworker: [throws foam rubber cinder-block at Scott’s head]

please note that for both impacts someone did foley work to make the foam brick go 'bang!'

ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail

Today in chemistry we did a lab where we burned different chemical compounds to see what color flame would be produced and my group mixed all of the compounds together, and this was result

fire is gay culture confirmed

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dead-pidove-do-not-eat

This is that shit the dragons shot at Aang and Zuko

This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.

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cannibalcoalition

This is so relaxing. 

I COULD LISTEN TO THIS FOR HOURS THANKS

Overstimulating: turn on all languages

Hyperaware: turn on wikidata, English, and anything else

Upbeat calm: turn on English, German, Hindu, Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, Telegu

Calm: English, Chinese, Hindu, German

Distant calm: Arabic, Telegu, Hebrew, Sanskrit, Hindu

Unsettling quiet: Punjabi, Serbian, Western Mari, Macedonian, Farsi, Tamil, Kannada, Gujarati

The Distant Cry: only Western Mari