if i had the power to freeze time i’d be so fucking irresponsible with it i’d freeze for days at a time just to chill. i’d get into a rut and be like i’ve frozen it for so long i’m stressed about the idea of unfreezing again. i’d die of apparently old age at what looks to the outside world like 35.
pros of growing up christian:
- veggietales
cons of growing up christian:
- oh man where do i even fucking start
you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
literally a cartoon
his name is Leon and I can assure you he is no top
your thing about how machines are alive and are creatures reminded me of church organs because they're literally a system that exists within the very structure of a building and its got this very complex system of windpipes and gadgets and stuff and whatnot... church organs are also creatures :) and they're one of my fav creatures ever.
remember, it's imperative to turn your aesthetic preferences into moral ones. you can't just dislike neutral colors, or glass-and-steel skyscrapers, or flat design, they have to be symbols of neoliberal capitalism in decay. it's incredibly important that you make sure everybody knows that the only reason anyone could like the things you don't like is that they're an empty shell of a person.
i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist
Artificial violence is not actually a corrupting influence but hanging out with assholes sure is.
also, I think we could probably recognize that like… there is a difference between a game where you beat up a half demon alien cyborg or whatever, and a game partially funded by the US military that glorifies hyper-realistic military operations in a “middle east” coded setting, where everyone with brown skin is an enemy that needs to be gunned down. Like, those things are different.
Man they really start Totk with Link and Zelda hanging out and it's actually pretty pleasant and then immediately the Plot happens and Zelda just fucking disappears. They are never gonna give this girl screentime
People scoff when I say Spirit Tracks is one of my favorite Zelda games but that's literally why
AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
this is the best post on this website
“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds
the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes
this is the only fucking post on this entire fucking site
recently realized i never actually posted this screenshot i took of your secret route stream
Thanks for posting it, it’s what we need
My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this
Update:
Creators of Zelda: We got rid of his iconic hat in botw because we couldn’t make it look cool, we wanted link to look cool, we only wanted to make the coolest of the cool hats for link
The hats available in botw:



















