if u listen closely u can hear me not caring 

pedophilia is not a sexuality. it is not a mental disorder. it is a paraphilia. a sexual fetish. it can be “cured” and it’s not excusable. i dont care if someone doesn’t act on their thoughts of wanting to abuse children bc guess what, its still fucking illegal to talk about abusing and hurting someone i have no sympathy for pedophiles/hebephiles/ephebephiles all of them are disgusting and idc if you act on it or not- if you are an adult and actively are attracted to children you are disgusting. i can’t believe this is controversial, i can’t believe by saying “hey it’s fucked up for adults to wanna have a relationship with a child” causes people on this hellsite to go “um,,, sweaty (((:”

thanks Obama

reblog between now and jan 20th 2017 to thank Obama

(expired reblogs still count)

how many white boys look like sid from ice age???? too many

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

Jic case you thought I was lying

Sometimes, the world is so full of beauty…

tfw the heroine of a YA book meets a new male character and the phrase “not much older than her” gets dropped and u stare into the camera because you know that really means HERE’S THE LOVE INTEREST, FOUND HIM, THIS IS HIM, HERE HE IS, PREPARE FOR SMIRKING AND EXCESSIVE DESCRIPTIONS OF EYE COLOR

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

Anxiety: An Introduction.

financial goals: being able to contribute to gofundme’s instead of just reblogging

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

cool

everyone has that one person