the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

winks with my third eye

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

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Our life be like

Mood w m wife

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Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

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Jo a Moňa je život. Ona ví jak na život. Ona to má technicky promyšlený.

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