Anonymous asked:
wtf quem é que andou a explodir aldeamentos turísticos no Algarve nos anos 80??? era bué triste se isso acontecesse nos dias de hoje hahahaha
gajo em 2023 a acordar de um coma em que caiu em 1992
i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now
Ken's purpose was to be Barbie's trophy husband. He barely had any good clothes or shoes to wear.
*boyfriend. trophy boyfriend. occasional fiancé. but barbie was designed to stand alone. she's had a credit card in her own name since before women could have credit cards in their own names.
All this! Ken was so unnecessary to the Barbie experience that most girls I knew had a bunch of Barbies and like 1 or 2 Kens.
And Mattel knew this because any time they'd make a Barbie group of friends there was usually a 2-1 girl/guy ratio, and the guys were not key to the narrative included with the dolls.
But the idea that he didn't have good clothes? BAYBEE, are you serious? He was designed to wear things that complimented Barbie. My boy's wardrobe had to be on point or he wasn't invited to the party.
Mans even got a tattoo to match hers when she decided to rebel a little.
Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.
Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine
"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science
junji itō was so right when he said this
this too
You can read both from either side and it will still be funny
This blog is continued on side B. To keep scrolling, please remove the blog, turn it over, re-insert it, and press "play"
Hey op, there are people on here who don’t know what a B-side is
That doesn't seem like something I would have jurisdiction over
pride poll
extremely funny seeing the tags roll in that say shit like "say sike...." "this is a jumpscare" "q slur tw" "ofc people who like queer say they like mogai" i know this flavor of rancid personality so well
its always really funny when this happens but it's even funnier when it's not me who took this username
oh come the fuck on
think about the money that went into serving me every single one of these ads. all for nothing. love wins
it's wild that virtually all modern digital infrastructure is built to constantly spy on us and harvast our data for advertising yet online advertsing is still basically worthless and nobody seems to actually be benefitting from all this
a vast rube goldberg machine of privacy violations all working together to deliver the most precisely targeted ads straight into my adblocker
One time I went to a coffee shop with a friend and we sit down and nobody comes outside for a long while until we notice stickers on the table saying not only did we have to scan a qr code for the menu we had to download an app to order a fucking cup of coffee. How deranged do you have to be
