me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

I know it feels like an understatement but you sometimes make more progress by pointing out that conservatives are fucking rude. going out of your way to call someone the wrong name because you don't like them? rude. childish. this isn't fucking kindergarten, Carl. she said her name is Jennifer. Everybody knows her as Jennifer. You are the one making things confusing. Grow up.

"misgendering is violence": invites discourse over the TraNs DeBatE, puts people on the defensive, opens you up to accusations of liberal snowflakery, comes off as a hypothetical thought exercise

"Who the fuck is Jason? I don't know a Jason. Oh her? You mean Jen? You mean fucking Jen? That's Jen, dipshit." : crystal clear. you're making shit more difficult for everyone because you're a rude manchild.

You cannot reach people by using jargon they refuse to understand.

No rightwinger wants to talk about the word Gender or Deadnaming or “politics” or “human rights”

What you can do is point out, in your Grown Up Calm Voice, that Jesus Would Never.

That they’re being rude to that stranger in public.

That it’s weird to fixate on what flag someone has outside their house, are you the HOA? you ain’t mowed your lawn, dude. It’s a free country.

That it’s not very Christian and Charitable of them to assume someone’s a criminal.

That HEY- your Momma didn’t raise you to use slurs at people in the street!

That’s it’s pervy to assume everyone goes into a bathroom to watch YOU, do you have a thing? It is projecting? Do I need to shield my kids from YOU? No? Then don’t make it weird!! Pee and get out!!

You don’t want to be adversarial, you have to sound like an adult asking someone else if they’re Okay or being a freak in public. MANNERS. Call them on their MANNERS.

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“ One day I’m gonna be a computer

impeachy the conservative clown

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

now you’ve fucking done it

the clown

Just some silly splatoon meme i made

do you think old man yaoi can bloom on the battlefield?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO SPY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Runes of power.

Link to tweet

sure u call urself an anarchist and have “be gay do crime” in ur bio but are you nice to people in real life

your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked

I just saw something that looks very mundane but is extremely rare and incredible. Details later, gotta drive home.

OKAY SO

The plan was to go there friday, but as you recall, I got lost in the forest looking for cool rocks and there just wasn’t time. So I took the detour on my way back.

Here is the setting. We are at the bottom of a disused quarry. We took an hour detour and walked here for a little while and maybe you don’t really know why I’m excited yet.

At first, unless you’re a geology geek (I am not, btw), you might just be thinking, ah, rocks.

But what if we move closer?

Okay, big slab of rock. Some cracks and pockets in it. And?

Come even closer.

What’s the big deal? It’s just a rock with some marks in it. It looks so boring and ordinary and why did I even drag you to this quarry and am making you look at boring rocks?

Because. COME CLOSER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT?

TOUCH THE LITTLE ROUND MARKS IN THE ROCK. PUT YOUR HAND OVER THEM AND FEEL THE RUSH OF HISTORY.

I AM SORRY TO BE YELLING BUT I AM VERY EXCITED.

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE FOSSILISED FOOTPRINTS OF…

OUR ANCESTOR!

OKAY OKAY I had to add the meme for effect BUT this wouldn’t be the one in the picture, who is still a fish with fins. The tracks belong to a creature with four legs : A TETRAPOD!

Who may have looked and walked like this:

YES!!!!!These little pocks in the rock are footprints that show the path of a tetrapod crawling out of the sea, and they are approximately 495 million years old!!!

Why did the tetrapod come out of the water? Well, apparently there were invertebrates to feed on, and they left marks too:

So that was the coolest thing I saw this year for sure :D

Is it verified that it's authentic? Because if so that is incredible

Oh, yeah!!! I can't believe that after all that I didn't include any links to the info about it???

The tracks I saw are in Zachełmie in Poland :

and are a fairly recent discovery from 2010 so scientists are still arguing about what they mean for evolution history, but they ARE real.

I didn't find these myself, there are helpful signposts in the area that just say 'TETRAPOD', but you have to be curious or know what you're after to find the place.

Every time I see companies selling """punk""" jewellery or clothing I become apoplectic with rage. Just saw a £65 padlock necklace advertised to me bitch Fuck you go to your nearest weird little shop that sells everything in the world including fake Rolexes and bongs the size of a toddler. Buy a thing of chain and a padlock. Borrow some bolt cutters someone you know will probably own some and if not get some cheap ones or borrow from a local tool library. Slap em together. Maximum cost £30 and that's MAXIMUM that's assuming you bought over a metre of expensive heavy chain AND bought the bolt cutters. You can do it for under a fiver with a wallet chain and pliers. I still wear a necklace I made when I was 15 out of a wallet chain and pliers and a padlock I got in a set of 3 from poundland. If the issue is dexterity or otherwise disability related then find a friend and swap a favour with them it'll still be cheaper than these scamming poser companies and will help you build community and share resources. Something which is actually punk. Fuckin. Capitalist posers

osama bin laden abuse you

i think tiktok should pay damages to us for influencing every other media platform to drop everything and invest in short format videos

nearly every single youtube short is some guy with a youtuber voice showing you the most mundane thing imaginable and getting 43 million views

weird thing jumpscare!

what the fuck. that’s my fucking sona on the left. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck