“here until i’m not” 2019
It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐
he is right and he should say it
Robert Pattinson is criminally underappreciated and I say that as someone who hates ‘Twilight’.
So does Robert Pattinson.
I’ve seen the “get thee to a nunnery” scene done where hamlet has no idea he’s being spied on and just goes off on ophelia because he’s hangry. I’ve seen the “get thee to a nunnery” scene done where hamlet knows he’s being watched from the start and the whole thing’s an act. I’ve seen the “get thee to a nunnery” scene done where hamlet figures out he’s being watched half way through and gets super mad at ophelia for betraying him. now I want to see the “get thee to a nunnery” scene done where ophelia covertly nods at where polonius and claudius are hiding, hamlet gets the idea, and they’re both in on the performance the whole time. I want classically trained shakespearean actors to give us their best best show of bad acting. I want ophelia to mouth some of the most cutting lines to hamlet before he says them. I want hamlet to frown exaggeratedly at her and for her to take this as a cue to start crying. I want hamlet to go grab her by the wrist, her to wince, and him to automatically loosen his grip. I want them to stage hamlet dragging her around by the ear using classic stage-fight techniques. I want them to be aggressively in cahoots with one another because they know each of their bastard father-figures are watching.
I want this for the lols of seeing them trying to fake-fight on the spot, to give ophelia more to do than just be the victim, and so it never crosses ophelia’s mind that hamlet’s actually losing it a little bit.
that is, until she hears how her father died.
The two different sides of homophobia:
The assumption that any form of male intimacy is always romantic/sexual and the assumption that any form of female intimacy is always purely platonic and nothing romantic/sexual about it at all
“I live drunk with desire.”
— Anaïs Nin, from a diary entry featured in Mirages: The Unexpurgated Diary; 1939-1947
who is that lol
if this post gets a million notes i will buy another vibrator
wait
*slams reblog*
We’re so close holy shit
Jesus Christ man
We’re so damn close.
account is still active as of Halloween 2019, there’s a little over 25k notes to go
boomers: *calls gen z stupid* boomers: *calls gen z sensitive* boomers: *calls gen z snowflakes* boomers: *calls gen z gen z: ok boomer boomers:









