TAYLOR SWIFT I Bet You Think About Me (2021) dir. Blake Lively
wroughtornot
this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”
i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it
bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis
this has layers, man
ok who can come up with the most convoluted form of bon appetit
Christopher, receiving a prize: I'd like to thank the man that raised me, who taught me everything and who held my hand throughout my entire journey
Gabriel: *tearing up*
Christopher: so this ones for you Uncle Henry!
Gabriel: ..eXCUSE ME-
Kit: and what do we tell the people that are bullying us?
Mina: pull the FUCK up lets see what happens!
Kit: yes-
Jem: nO-
Tessa, Clary, and Emma: Boy, don't call me angel.
Julian: Goddamit
Diana: You can’t say that
Julian: Fine. Satan bless it.
*muffled music blasting in the distance*
Clary: Is that?
Julian: It surely can't be...?
Alec: Can it?
Ty: *headphones in, music out*
*Emma, Jace and Magnus walking in the room with shades and a boombox propred on Kit's shoulder*
Music: *whores in this house. There's some whores in this house.*
Julian: Na-uh, not under my roof.
Kit: *mouthing to the song* I said certified freak, seven days a week. Wet ass-
Julian: *starts throwing shit in their direction*
Mark: *enters* Get a bucket and a mop for this- BY THE ANGEL, THIS IS FILTHY!"
Julian: *throws a wet mop at his face*
Clary: Imma head out.
*music continues*
Clary to Ash: You come from a long line of scary women.
Why is nobody talking about the ‘’small/little moments’’
Like everyone is obsessed with the main characters and their relationships with their significant others, but why are certain relationships and moments which are so precious and fundamental not as appreciated as the rest? They go unnoticed and I am stuck here thinking about them THE WHOLE TIME LIKE UUUUH
- Magnus having fatherly feelings towards Clary her being the very first human being he watched grow and not realizing he actually got attached to her.
- Alec and Clary finding that perfect older brother/younger sister dynamic and him being so affectionate to her and them just developing in that beautiful way.
- Jocely actually saying ‘’Jesus’’??? Like how many tries did it take her to use Jesus and not by the Angel?(referring to CoB when Simon walked in the apartment)
- Jocelyn in general like this is one badass woman that went through so much and she needs more credit for it, It was not just Clary that saved the world. Her mother did her part well. And the part when she was scared of Clary being like Sebastian? Sad, but she loves her daughter so much. Not mention giving herself a second chance at love.
- Luke and how he treats Clary and Jocelyn and just being a great dad,
- Magnus getting attached to Simon even though he didn’t want to and him calling him Sherlock and whatnot xD
- Charlotte Fairchild. Honestly, the Fairchild women are fierce and caring and compassionate af. They have their pile of problems, but they are so helpful and caring. Her being a mother figure to the residents of the Institute while fighting the patriarchy. GOLD
- Kit getting protective over Emma when she was slut shamed and him relying on her and calling her when he needed help. Gold.
- Ty seeing Emma as a sister. HOW PRECIOUS IS THAT???? AN ADDITIONAL SISTER??? DO YOU KNOW HOW MY HEART MELTED WHEN I READ THAT??? there are so many more, please add them on
unicornfangirlofthehighestorder
10. That one scene in LoS after Kit gets a concussion, and he
(a) suddenly feels really protective over Ty, not understanding how people think he does things for no reason
(b) at some point just starts laughing with Ty and just I’m trash for Kitty okay
11. Mark and Cristina staying by Julian and Emma’s beds so nobody else hears them call out for each other in unconsciousness.
uppagainstthewall
12. Simon and Alec in born to endless night talking about how Alec is grateful for all that he did for his family and magnus and why he was always so standoffish towards him
Julian teaching the kids a proper etiquette in the kitchen after that disaster in LM...
Julian: It's a peice of cake to beak a pretty cake.
Livvy: If the way is hazy.
Julian: You gotta do the cookin' by the book
Dru: You know you can't be lazy
Julian: Never use a messy recipe
Ty: The cake will end up crazy
Julian: If you do the cookin' by the book
Tavvy: Then you'll have a...
Mark: *burst through doors* BREAK IT DOWN BITCH!
LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP!
Emma: DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW AND PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP
BREAK IT DOWN BITCH!
Kit: DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW AND PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP
NOW BACK THAT PU-
Julian: NOT IN MY KITCHEN!!!!!
Tessa: What is Will allergic to?
Jem: Peanuts.
Gabriel: And the full spectrum of human emotion.
Gaius: If you found out you had one day left to live, what would you do?
Gwen: Say my goodbyes to the ones I love. Make sure they know what they mean to me.
Merlin: Something illegal
Arthur: Accept my fate and die with honor, like a true warrior.
Morgana: I would message ten people on Facebook and say if they didn't forward this message, I would die tomorrow.
Gaius:
Gaius: Oh, my god.
Merlin: That's fucking brilliant, can I change my answer?
i have no idea what this is but i am absolutely certain it should not exist
Alec: This was a 100% successful trip
Jace: But we lost Clary???
Alec: This was a 100% successful trip
attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.
I think we should also appreciate how he took the time out of his days to visit kids at the St. Jude hospital while still battling with his own cancer. He was a real life superhero to not only me but millions of people <3
hogwartsaheadcanon
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again since no-one has yet given me a valid reason as to why James Potter, lacking a wand, didn’t just transform into Prongs when Voldy turned up and like… fucking spear him. Why didn’t he do that? Like I don’t care how astonishingly powerful a dark wizard he was, no-one could ever be prepared for walking into a house and there’s just… a massive fuck off stag staring you down? How could you possibly react to that?
You couldn’t, giving said stag the opportunity to put an antler through his eye and save the day. Not to mention, can you imagine the Prophet headlines if that was how it’d gone down?
jilylicious
Valid reason coming your way….
You need a wand to assume your Animagus form.
You definitely don’t… Sirius did it in Azkaban.
jilylicious
Aha good point then yeah he should have impaled that motherfucker
justanotherhpfreak
He was unregistrated, right? I mean.. sure, he would have killed the dark lord, but still, it’s a crime. And then there’s the fact that the others were animagi too, which would lead to them being exposed and most certainly being accused of not getting themselves a registration. Their connections to Remus would be obvious, and I think he’d be exposed too. We all learned about the problems lycantrophy causes, and I don’t think James would have been stupid enough to risk that his best friend lost everything.
phoneboxcorgi
To be fair, you try telling the guy who FUCKING IMPALED Voldemort that he had to go to jail for being unregistered.
Also, it’s the ministry of magic. You could literally say that someone had created a stag by whatever means, and they’d buy it.
hogwartsaheadcanon
Another superlative point—"Where did the stag—yes, it was definitely a stag not a deer note that down please—where did it come from you ask? Oh, absolutely haven’t the foggiest Mister Minister Sir—it was just sort of there. Passing through I suppose.“
”…Passing through.“
“Yes.”
“Through your hallway.”
“Yes.”
“And stabbed Voldemort through the eye.”
“Through the eye, yes, and right through the brain: ghastly stuff, Minister, felt absolutely horrid.”
“It felt horrid?”
“I mean… I imagine so.”
“… right. And where did this deer go?”
“Oh, it vanished, Sir, quite spontaneously.”
“…uhuh. So the stag just wandered into your home, skewered a dark wizard, disapeared, and you saw neither where it came from nor where it went.”
“That’s about the size of it, yes.”
“… Yeah okay that sounds legit job done lads.”
Also you cannot tell me that James Potter gave two shits about whether or not it was illegal
You can’t tell me that Lily wouldn’t say, with a completely straight face, that it was a surprisingly solid Patronus.
James’ best class was Transfiguration. “I made a stag from the coat stand.” “Oh, of course. Excellent job, sir.”