I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

until we yeet again…

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit

And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it

I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET”

“this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

And if in doubt, just say English words in a French accent.

ass may be great but

ASS CANNOT be used to prove triangles congruent. Try SSS, AAS, SAS, or ASA

The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)

always reblog 

I LOVE THEM

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

gordon ramsay fetish

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*