time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
IT WORKS!!!!
MP3 PALYER
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games
Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.
Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”
Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”
LMAO SAME
pov: you're lan wangji and your husband just woke up with the worst bedhead
(based on Those Photos of Xiao Zhan, sorry I lost the link to the post I used for reference as I started these so damn long ago)
nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again
So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there
treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)
THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK
I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground
Normies talking about getting whiplash from recipe blogs. You know nothing
[ID: An AO3 author’s note reading, “Sorry for vanishing, I did a little too much research on cults an coercive control for Damian’s arc, and then realized I was raised in a cult, and THEN I ran away to a fishing town cabin on the other side of the country and had to start learning to be a person in the real world. I also forgot how to write. But I’m learning again, so I’m back now! Have some more.” The “I” in “I was raised in a cult” is emphasized by sparking emojis, and the note is ended with heart emojis. /end ID]
Aaaand THIS is one of the many reasons why it’s not only not a bad thing to portray dark subject matter, but EXTREMELY IMPORTANT to do so!! You can learn a lot when writing, and others can learn a lot when reading! This can save lives, dudes.
I am so proud of the author though. That took multiple kinds of courage at once. Good job, author.
unexpected meetings in the astronomy tower and an improbable alliance
fake dating au but it’s *actually* fake and they just want to make their lovers jealous? anyone?
(i might make more simpler parts bc i have like a whole fic in mind LMAO)
also page three and four are low quality bc i have a toxic relationship w procreate, so don’t zoom in too much.
close up and jily icons:
Hold the fuck up I only just fucking noticed the laced up sleeves so he can have free movement while fighting without tearing his coat but also so he can somehow be more of a slut like literally inventing new ways to be sexy are you fucking kidding me
dracule mihawk let zoro live despite it being a death match and decided not to take luffy to garp just for the hell of it. add a few wild cards to the mix to spice things up. he took one look the rag tag group of straw hat pirates and said ‘bless this mess. imma let them marinate’
If I had a nickel for every time a Jedi with psychometric abilities fell in love with a nightsister I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
damn then why was the monster so sad all the time
I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment
School years make me very emotional. When they were just allowed to be kids and do all the silly things they wanted to and just be 16
Also my first time drawing peter and he turned out really well.






