I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

If watching Studio Ghibli movies have taught me anything, it’s riding on the back of the bike of someone you admire and slowly, gently falling In love with is considered peak romance and I lose my mind every time

Not Ghibli, but Hunter x Hunter, and on a horse instead of a bicycle... Pokkle and Ponzu had that...

God damn I’ve been Owned…

where’s jack going

to undo the future that is aku

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

the fact that these are minutes apart is KILLING me

this is the funniest possible tag on this post

lol

for anyone who hasn’t seen or played the game...it does, in fact, take place in an ocean made up of human blood.

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

25/26

i wasnt finished yet

z

I love it when I tell doctors that I'm a LARPer and an endurance hiker and one of the most frustrating things about chronic pain is how hard it is to go to the park and do my favorite physical activites, and they'll look at me like a dog that's just been shown a card trick and ask, "Have you tried exercising?"

Brother, you don't even know how bad I wish we could try exercising rn

Chronic illness patients: so I really like to do [physical activity] but it's gotten like, physically hard to do lately

Genius doctors: have you tried increasing your physical activity?

"I'm so fucking good at health."

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

i love learning about other cultures' memes, especially like this

media depictions of hacking are so funny because it's all like dudes in hoodies with Anonymous masks in pitch darkness, and when you actually meet these ppl you realize 90% of hacking happens in one of these two rooms:

this is true

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

this shark is hungry. dangerous.

ｔｈｉｓ  ｓｈａｒｋ  ｗａｎｔｓ  ｔｏ  ｅａｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｂｌｏｇ．

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

youve angered it

Kofi commission sketches!

Hello I will make comm sketches for $15 (half body) - $20 (full body). 

Donate here:

https://ko-fi.com/okaliz

and Dm here or on Kofi the images of your character to sketch it.

Here a lil example: