People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch
thinking about bank robberies in the 30s makes me soooooooo angry. those days you could just pull out some guns with your friends and get away scot free. now you have to deal with security cameras and metal detectors and they don’t even have big vaults full of gold like they used to. technology ruined the bank robbing industry
hey bro, can you pick me up some twizzlers? like, grape twizzlers and a root beer .. oh damn, and some of those fuckin like aaaaaa uuuuuuuh marshmallow things,..like the charleston chews yteah … also some lemon heads, and a slurpee.thanks .. aslo i think i want some gummy bears, see if they got any of that. dont pay with credit ok and try to getr like 45 bucks from the register. thanslk
i went to work in high school and my brother made this post whike i was gone
if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on
*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.
“forsooth! the scribe lies to us! upon this day i swear these star-crossed lovers shall meet again”
the divine light of reunion
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic
i know i made the original post but come on man
sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives
I'm not a train autist but I still feel an innate connection with trains every time I see them im like woww you're so cool and intricate Can U text me
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
2023 we're bringing back fingering. it was never really gone but i feel like we've lost focus of the important things. 2023 the year of the finger.
microdosing on vulnerability by saying 'yeah..........' in the tags of poems i rb that i identify with